Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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and now, let's dim the lights, so i can show you computer slides and read the exact text of the slides to you
HOW TO RAP SAFELY IF YOU ARE WHITE ain't nothin but a g-thing bay-bee two low-down chickens so we cray-zee replace all occurrences of "nigga" with "chicken"
at the national academy of experimental coffee cup design you know, i'm not liking this design much...what if you make the bottom really narrow, so it will tip over a lot more easily
when i am having a rough week at work i like to come in early on friday, take the cables out of every computer in my department, and put them in a box in the hallway labeled "FREE"
yo soy...... EL PRRRRRESIDENTE DE MINESWEEPERRRR
last night i woke up and wrote down an idea from a dream i had which i knew would help the country i read it when i woke up and it said: 800 nipple-hands are needed to start the revolution
here is one for free...if you like it, you know where to get more as a child i bought bulk candy at the supermarket and resold it to my classmates at tremendously inflated prices my empire was huge but it crumbled quickly when i started trying my own merchandise
i was just thinking about how you could use thin pieces of cardboard to support weight and be very strong i came up with a system to fold and glue the sheets then i realized: i just invented corrugated cardboard great job dude
hey, did you hear they made an american version of that katamari game? it's pretty cool, your ball is measured in feet and inches instead of meters, and you get to pick a new country to pre-emptively invade every round
COFFEE, 12 OZ. WARNING: excess consumption may lead to completion of assignments, heightened creativity, disappearance of headaches, and/or unbridled joy
you see, son, you can't say cusses all the time...they are only for emergencies or the internet
i find that advanced fretwork is difficult, but i can pinch and crush a guitar for hours
so did you hear about the guy who never ate because he stayed in his room moaning and playing with a piece of string? no? he was a starving autist my failed bid to start a career in stand-up comedy: over almost before it began
as you can clearly see in this diagram, the hurricanes of 2004 only passed through counties in florida where i have farted clearly it is a sign of a higher power
WHAT OHIO THINKS, I GUESS now that gay marriage is illegal in ohio, homosexuals will stop getting together and having gay children, finally eliminating gay people once and for all
i been takin care of hobos every day takin care of hobos on a train
MANDATORY HAMMER TOE SCREENING all employees must report to the break room at 10am tomorrow for this free mandatory testing fake memos make the world go round
ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE SIMULATOR Click here to vote Kerry Bush Other Congratulations, you have just voted for: GEORGE W. BUSH
on the charges of having the new flaming lips album but none of their earlier noisy, psychedelic albums, i find you GUILTY your ipod has been suspended for thirty days
who's the dude behind you oh, that's morrissey...the more i ignore him, the closer he gets
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: land of the free, home of the brave yes, most of us really ARE that stupid
pretzel, pretzel, illegal pretzel
whazooop! hah hah if you have ever wondered what's worse than open mic night, the answer is: open mic night at a comedy club
pleated slacks: why aren't they illegal
yo man what you got, you holdin yo i got some stuff...five for one or twenty for five...no CODs though, dogg
THE NEW IBOOK ipod hole stupidity port (internet) how to get carpal tunnel WHY DID I GET ONE, I HATE COMPUTERS
THE NODDER uh huh uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh I BET YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GUY TOO
every day is li-ike sun-day every day is my-y birth-day
scientific studies have shown that yelling "where are the damn twist ties" actually doubles the time an average person takes to find the twist ties
what? it's already NOVEMBER?? man i thought it was like july time moves so fast for me any more that when i look at a calendar i feel like a bewildered time traveler
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec