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so... you want a beer? COOL UNCLE
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we meet again, professor...and this time, your string theory won't protect you
Bald Men: don't give up hope! From the makers of EMO TM, it's BEAMO THE EMO BEARD
what'd you do over the weekend? ah, i was just generally shitty
so i see you went golving this weekend, huh? GOLF TRAPS: $19.99 Available wherever KAYAK GLUE TM is sold.
the attorney general's here, and he wants to talk to you...something about stop whacking it at work
GOD HATES BAGS NO MORE PURSES listen, man, i don't wanna undermine your movement, but i better go before my wife finds out about this
SODA Absorb and process the flavor!TM i can feel it in my liver
look, i attached an old telephone hand set to my cell phone that's pretty awesome...do you think you could hook a horse up to my car?
so, are you ever gonna go back to that factory? what? no, i have a better job that pays more, i finally have health insurance, and i don't completely hate my life are you sure? you made some pretty sweet industrial products, i think you should
what in the hell do you think you're looking at, regular-neck
KAYAK GLUE keep 'em in their little boats...FOREVER.
homeownership: debt wasn't the fun part of college
FROG SHIRT Perfect for: - hoarding - arguing online
when i was your age, we didn't have shoes. only socks. shoes weren't even invented yet
hey, don't pet the dogs if you can help it what? why? we ran out of toilet paper last week, so i've been wiping my ass with chester
welcome to the laundromat. washer or dryer?
COLUMBUS, OH SUBWAY MAP
yeah, the date went well, i'm just waiting to see her drapes...i wonder if they match the carpet
skiing? how are you going to ski in june? uh, hello?! it's called the southern hemisphere...get a globe, dad
what's your secret for not bein' as sleepy as most of us here at the office? oh, i go to bed as soon as i get home in the afternoon when do you wake up? about an hour before i come in
LIBRARIANS When the lights go down...they can't read. (Not even hipster librarians)
do you like my emoticopter what's it dropping?! emoticonventional weapons
well, if you don't add me as your friend on workspace you're not going to know when our meetings are. i sent like five bulletins out. and only two were chain letters
do you want a hit from the torah! do you want a hit from the eight foot menorah?!
When asked "would you rather work for change, or just complain?" 81% of the respondents replied, "Do i have to pick? This is hard."
i'm going to major in juggalo when i get to high school, with a minor in metalhead
you speak a little nerd, don't you? can you buy the computer guy a mountain dew and convince him to fix my printer
Dickipedia YOU (Redirected from "me") ? Did you mean dick
when did your head stretch out, dad? i'm tired of having a dumb flat head oh, it'll be soon... mine stretched when i was 28
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