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FUN FACT: in a recent poll, 97% of americans described their workplace attitude as "never give a crap" or "usually don't give a crap"
dogg, i don't know what you talkin about...i been rappin since the permian mass extinction, i'm an original ornithosuchidae
what's for dinner a yam
Your search - "is it ok to only eat hummus" - returned 1 result: NO
WHICH NEIGHBOR ARE YOU you're the old guy who always stands out in the street! your ideal job would be to scowl at everyone who drives by (no matter how slow.)
OPTICAL ILLUSION: how many dudes are in this drawing
IF YOU CAN READ THIS...THANK A MIRROR!
i am -+@THE LORD OF EVIL@+- i am the darkest of the dark, the destroyer of men! I AM THE STENCILED IVY IN YOUR MOM'S BATHROOM!!!
well, i'm sorry, but the law states that since you were dressed as klingons when you got married, you'll have to dress up as klingons in order to file for divorce
CREEPIEST OUTFIT EVER: just a shirt
cigarettes give my baby ENERGY and FULL FLAVOR! thanks cigarettes $5.99 S&H
OLD GUY TRAINING 1pm okay, repeat after me: SLOWWWW DOWWWWNN!!! and remember, you can shake your fist when you say it, too.
EXERCISING... IT BLOWS!!
INTERNET CELEBRITY FIT CLUB!! internet celebrity fit club has been cancelled for today ("guys i'll try to come in next week but no guarantees")
BABIES not just drug mules any more! NOW AVAILABLE IN 2/3/4/5/6XL $5.99 S&H
a/s/l? 26/M/on the way to the bathroom
BRING ME TO WORK AND USE ME TO LOOK AT PORN WHILE YOU'RE ON THE TOILET
PEOPLE IN A CERTAIN PROFESSION "DO IT" IN A WAY WHICH IS SIMILAR TO WHAT THEY DO AT WORK now available on a 3/4 sleeve baseball shirt!
SENIOR COMPARATIVES Somewhat likely to succeed
welcome to... THE ONE AND A HALFTH DIMENSION!!!
Dear DREW: Your application #497301176, "BONG, CHINESE FOOD" has not been approved by the U.S. Patent Office.
FARMER SEEKING RANCHER, FARMHAND FOR NEW PROJECT farmer with 20+ yrs experience looking for rancher and farmhand to start new project. must be able to farm 3x a week. pro gear, pro attitude. must have own equipment.
do i have to do it? can you just write zero for chin-ups The President's "Embarass the Nerds" Fitness Test
well, yeah, of course you're happy, everyone loves you...try being the chicken wing with two little bones for once and see how you feel
and so i say to you today, friends of the dearly departed: he may be gone, BUT HIS GOATEE WILL LIVE ON!!
BEAT-UP CHEVY CAVALIER: the official car of the guy who delivers pizza to my neighbors every single night
so, your father just called, it looks like he won't be coming home tonight, even though it's your birthday NOW AVAILABLE IN 2/3/4/5/6XL BABY'S FIRST DISAPPOINTMENT $5.99 S&H
man i hope you come back as golf-course grass and get mowed every day FUN FACT: buddhists don't believe in literal reincarnation, unless you cut them off in traffic
listen, drew, i'm gonna need you to attach this rope around your waist and stay within six feet of me for the rest of the week
we can't stop here. this is amish country
mr. mbebedudu, you're the first man in africa to create a computer out of a gourd and some rocks...how has it changed your life? well, we mostly just use it to send spam
come own in, you won' go hungry and you won' go home with both arms welcome to frank's shark shack, free shark bite with every meal. one for non-smoking, follow me
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