Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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POWERPOINT SLIDE SHOW - Default background - Just going to read what slides say - Don't worry, didn't forget sound effects
CREDFLIX NO LATE FEES BRING IT BACK WHENEVER, MAN DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN ERASERHEAD WE GOT IT With over 3900 movies that cool people talk about, CREDFLIX is your one-stop unwatchable movie shop! here's your movie back...it was a little self-indulgent, don't you think? don't thank me...thank CREDFLIX!
ORGANIC WATERMELON $4.99/lb INORGANIC WATERMELON COMING SOON!
HOW TO REPAIR NAFTA 1. Free Tijuana Donkey Show to all US and Canadian residents well, it's a bit like disneyland, but it's free...let's go in FARMACIA 2. Mexico, Canada forced to use Diebold voting machines CANADIAN TIMES Dick Cheney Elected Prime Minister 3. Tim Hortons required to post menus in Spanish, Taco Bell required to post menus in French, U.S. fast food workers required to speak English
TREES...THAT KILL NEW! Tonight's top story: Could trees kill us all?
well, son, i think you're finally old enough to see my perpetual motion machine whoa! how does it work? it finds the dumbest investors in the world and extracts their money
hey, sargeant...why'd that guy run? oh, he's in PETA that doesn't make sense... well, joining an organization that kills 96% of the animals they take in doesn't really make sense either
HOW DOES YOUR TOILET PAPER HANG? Like this? Or like this? Put it on the holder yourself if it's such a big deal, jeez
QUANDARIES OF AFFLUENCE The flu's going around, but I heard the vaccine isn't fully organic. Fedex Two-Day takes forever...Don't they know I gotta wash my hair already? I can never decide which laptop I want to blog with!
In its latest counter-terrorist push, the FBI plans to introduce a testicle-based biometric identification system, tentatively titled "BallChek." BallChek
man, those feminists are fulla crap...we should start the National Organization for Men we already have one of those...it's called the government
CALL 911 - YOUR KIDNEYS ARE GONE MEANWHILE... that party was killer bro, you like my hat? fuck yeah bro let's do a shot right now
"FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS": BY TYPE Casual sex Will listen if/when you talk Casual sex when drunk Will give you a ride to work let's just be friends with benefits awesome...can i get on your health insurance?
Comela...en boca cerrada no entra harina de avena
hey, man, how do you like your computer phone? it's pretty great...i have 24/7 access to a global network of shut-ins
TURNITOFF TM This handy device allows the user to turn off others' televisions. $49.99 Why be a dick on the internet when you could be a dick in public?
HOW ARE WEBSITES MADE? 1. When enough people are sitting on their asses, a critical mass of fapathy (fattitude + apaty) causes HTML code to generate spontaneously. 140,000 x (ass) = WEBSITE 2. A combination of demands and complaints keeps the servers online; security patches and bug fixes are accomplished by magic and happen instantly. HELL YEAH THE SITE'S BACK UP
we're ripping everything out and redoing it...in a few years, this neighborhood is gonna be great SOLD! cool...hey, when you're done, maybe you and i can go kick a low-income family out of their car, and gentrify that too
got any plans for the weekend? yeah, i'm having a solipsist convention oh, that sounds cool...can i come? well, if it existed, i wouldn't be having it
HOW MANY DIGITS OF pi DO YOU KNOW? 3.1415926535897932384626 Most people Enough for most scientists You're a dick
hey, did you get my flyer? i'm collecting money for my vespa club haven't seen it...but i'm on the way to the recycling bin, so you can just set it on top of this stuff here and i'll drop it off for you
As hipsters age, their interests shift to reflect their experience and perspective. The "indie-work scene" is an example of this. so, yeah, i've just been at the record store part-time...how bout you? i've been really into this little nonprofit lately, you probably haven't heard of it
is this a joke? this is "the mall"? no wonder you kept saying i wouldn't like it CLOSED FOR RENT
MOVIE SINGLE? TRY A BATH MIRRORS starting at $1.99 COOL CUTS NEED A HAIRCUT? GROOMING it's not just for dogs! 5.95
$99.99 ACTUARY TIME comes with CALCULATOR CONTROLLER this "actuary time" game was a good deal...according to my calculations, it should have cost $267.40
hey, if you need to use the fax machine today, be careful...i hit some black ice in the copy room this morning
well, you know what they say...beer before chess leads to success chess before beer, shoulda had a beer
THE AMERICAN POLITICAL PROCESS 1. Eligible candidates announce their desire to run for president. 2. Democratic/Republican parties hold lengthy, detailed meetings and voting sessions. 3. The two top nominees are entered in the general election in November. 4. The American public elects the cuter one. TOUCH HERE TO VOTE
You'll never play guitar as well as the ten-year-old who hangs out at the guitar store... You need a guitar pedal to fit YOUR playing style, not his! STOP TRYING WHY BOTHER IN STOP TRYING by WHY BOTHER TM $99.99
we don't take that government money here, partner...come back when you get some liberty dollars
my fellow Americans, with tobacco causing rising health care costs and damaging the well-being of millions, I have signed into law a bill making it illegal to talk about or think about cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec