Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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The Only Way You Could Be More Useless At Your Job
he ain't gonna roll up. all he wants is donuts
and finally, in closing, have you seen the world's ugliest dog. if not, see me after class and i will give you the link
NERD-ON Apply directly to guy who thinks he's so smart
dad i am broke. how can i earn some money well, you could always start a new economy and sell people your currency at arbitrary prices
i demand service this instant! if someone doesn't help me in the next four seconds i'm going to have to go be a dick in some other store
if the television would stop showing RERUNS maybe i could have some FUN for once
DO U WANT 2 EAT FOX ASS it's like a virtual world, inside your computer. you can customize...wait. just turn around
it all started when i had an ear infection as a nine-year-old. since then i have gone on to try many other drugs. please outlaw penicillin before it's too late. PENICILLIN the gateway drug TM
why so sad, son? i heard you and mom are gonna do it tonight and i'm offended you didn't invite me
U.S. ARMED FORCES Creating human-bird military hybrids since 1959
we've been talking...and we all think it's time you updated your blog
owning a house isn't just for the rich! it's also for middle-class people who want to be in debt forever
yeah, i been thinkin of gettin' that laser eye surgery...instead of wearing glasses, everything'll just be kinda blurry, all the time
well, i'm glad you went to art school too
OLD WHITE GUY 2008 YOU GOT NO CHOICE
put the car away and come to the dinner table or i'll have your mom squirt some old fatty breast milk in your potatoes
do you ever get on message boards? only when i'm deficient in vitamin angry nerd
what's going on? ah, nothing...i'm just standin' here about to say something witty
you like music, right? why don't you borrow this horrible album from me
MATH flakes BORING now with PEDANTIC!
WTB: Blood will pay cash or oil in exchange for blood. SOLDIERS ONLY. Will not reciprocate.
MOVING IMAGES: making americans stare and drool since 1930
how about this: i'll buy you some beer, but only if you write me a five page on the unfeasibility of anarchy as a legitimate form of government
Suspicious Box Found Under Christmas Tree "No return address," authorities say
THE INTERNET: where the pot calls the kettle fat
well, son, it's a simple equation. x equals you, and x also equals grounded
STOP STITCHING
i don't want to get into the casket you're the same weight as your father, dennis, we need you to help us practice
BREAKFAST DISASTER? eat it anyway or you ain't gonna be on time for work, and this time they might get real mad cause you came in late all last week
where'd you go on vacation? norway was it fun? no
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec