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don't speak i know what cher thinkin' whenever i feel bad about doing twenty takes just to get a backup vocal right, i go to the karaoke bar and listen to drunk women sing mid-90s alt-rock radio songs three semitones flat
no matter how long you keep one eye closed at work, your ability to keep one eye open while you sleep at night will not improve
we are the rowboats row, row row row we are the rowboats row, row row row (lower pitch) we are the rowboats
how it's spelled le roy, IL versailles, KY bellefontaine, OH lima, OH how it's pronounced lee-roy ver-sails bell-fountain lie-muh (like the bean)
OUT: wireless internet IN: being able to go and get a cup of coffee without having to check your goddamn email
this report is great! all it needs are a few minor corrections and the title page altered to look like i wrote it, and it will be ready to turn in to my own supervisor
i can never meet people in this town, how do you meet people around here i guess you have never heard of a little thing called the stockholm syndrome
your rhymes are like cats cause i cut them up and freeze them to eat later
audio terms explained: a pictorial guide passive attenuation can you turn it down ok sweepable EQ oxygen-free copper cable it sounds exactly the same as any other cable
one day the governator of california will be found waxing the banana in some park, and from that point forward he will be known as... THE MASTURBINATOR
i keep reading and re-reading my resume but i do not see any section which says "throw this away without reading it"
here you go, a steaming hot twenty ounce cup of nonstop modern rock
cold ohio winters always bring back memories, like how it was just as ridiculously cold last year as it is now
DREW come over for lunch we will have raisin bran and zebras to munch no thanks keith, maybe another time kool keith: too creative to ignore, yet too schizophrenic to be more than acquaintances with
message boards were created in 1974 by a man who saw that the settings of school and home did not provide adequate opportunities for adolescents to argue with one another
shuffle shuffle while in college, i attempted to create a new art form where books are rearranged live - unfortunately, the medium did not become popular, and my brilliant mix of "portrait of the artist as a young man" and "the iliad" went largely unrecognized
my love is so great that a thousand men could not keep me from stalking you
the earth is overcrowded. cell phones are intrusive and annoying. there can be only one solution. this cell phone renders its users permanently sterile
GIMMIE NOTHER ONE OF THOSE BLOCK ROCKIN BEATS how to get the people who work in the coffeeshop to stop playing cheesy techno: at the end of every breakdown, stand up and yell "gimmie nother one of those block rockin beats"
you see, son, love is like a cast-iron pan it sounds like a good idea at first but then it turns black and you can never wash it and eventually you just get tired of messing with it so you throw it out in the alley
feliz navidad! ba-ba-ba, ba! feliz navidad! ba-ba-ba, ba FUN FACT: did you know that this song is now stuck in your head
how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb give up the answer is it doesn't matter because they are all cut up in barrels in my basement
coffee: the choice of a drew generation
would you like cream with that my people are in bondage! HOW CAN I HAVE CREAM WHEN MY PEOPLE ARE IN BONDAGE
welcome to the hotel california BREAKING NEWS: the radio format formerly known as "classic rock" will hereafter be known as "the eagles at least three times an hour"
lego man why are you here? THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT PREPARE TO BE EXISTENTIALIZED if i ever have kids, they will get THE EXISTENTIAL PLAYSET for christmas it is composed of all their original toys, plus a shop vac, so that occasionally one of them will get sucked into the void for no reason
oh my god, did i really just rhyme "beats" with "beets"? i am truly a sucker MC my beats are fresh like beets from the store / red beets galore / my dj eats more mc low self esteem suffers yet another cruelly debilitating episode of self-doubt
every time i see the guy with the "are you normal" shirt at the laundromat i want to talk to him about ned's atomic dustbin and then i realize: nobody wants to talk about ned's atomic dustbin
man, i keep writing "goat" on all my checks, i always forget it's monkey two months after the chinese new year
WE ARE ALL BIG PAINFUL HEMORRHOIDS 95% of the employees at procter and gamble major consumer goods manufacturer
if i were a multibillionaire i would hire monkeys to fly tiny planes into the stratosphere and spray enough hairspray around there to create a hole in the ozone layer so ohio is always warm and sunny
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec