Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
a full tire is a happy tire. KEEP YOUR TIRES INFLATED
dad, your new comic isn't as good as this one
i had a horrible dream last night what was it about well, it was exactly like real life, only i had darker hair
the cocoa gland feeds directly into the cow's third stomach, and in the fourth stomach, the mixture is frothed and chilled and that's why i don't buy you any "yoohoo" when we go to the store
okay, so, hypothetical situation: would you rather be making out at work, or home, but not making out
EMO DANGER NEXT 22 MILES
EROTIC CANDY CORN FOR ALL OCCASIONS 614-EROTICORN
let's see...looks like this one is about snoop dogg and dr. dre working at a car wash FUN FACT: any movie starring any rapper, no matter how bad, is better than WATCHING GOD DAMN STAR WARS AGAIN
hey man, what's up? you need anything loosened? or tightened? i mean, any size, small, or large well... no, not really
middle managers up, temps down! you heard?!
SHOW SCHEDULE 1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 6pm 7pm 8pm MAIN STAGE SECOND STAGE THIRD STAGE PAVILION GAZEBO TENT PARKING LOT all the bands you want to see
DON'T KILL YOURSELF who will eat your dinner if you do
what's that? you're mad abour your health benefits being cut? well, why don't you go to the ball pit out back and take out some of your frustration!
EVERY NEWS SHOW i'm from the zoo. here, hold this snake NO. NO SNAKES. okay i'll hold it
so, drew, i can't help but notice that on my way to work this morning, you drove into the side of my car and spun me out into a ditch yeah, dude, that's called a pit maneuver don't thank me...thank C.O.P.S.
what happened to your legs?! YOU'RE IN THE NO-SHIN ZONE NOW HIPPIE!!!
ASSDOCK transport crap to your iPod, directly from your ass dirt-button interface adapter USB/FW/turds compatible Poop
hey. HEY. i have a great idea! why don't you wake up, make some coffee, and drop a full mug of it down the stairs, ruining everything in your house! snozzzz that sounds like a great idea thanks
GUILTY: 1 count, aggravated emo 1 count, internet Sentenced to: no more internet .jpgs
CURRENT MOOD: listenin-a myspace rappers
JOB REQUIREMENTS: - 3+ yrs experience - BS/BA, MBA preferred - Must be able/willing to violate ethical standards in exchange for pathetically small check
why wouldn't i like wednesday? well, wednesday is your day in the fleshlight
COMBINATION HOWARD DEAN-RALPH NADER FUNDRAISER current funds raised: $11 (0% of $5.8MM) howard we needed those eleven dollars to eat lunch why did you donate them
hey, do you want a cookie? no thanks come on, what's better than cookies? not being diabetic
do you know what i hate? no
your teacher just called. she says you're getting an Fon your term paper unless you print it in a font that's not wingdings
hey, man... listen... i know you're a salt water kind of guy, but when you make coffee, can you use fresh water from now on?
REGINALD "ZEBRA-BEAR" WILLIAMS FURRY ARTIST "WILL TURN ANY PICTURE INTO A GAY ANIMAL-HUMAN HYBRID ORGY" 614-INT-ERNET
PALM PILOT Address book You have 1 friend! Tom
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec