Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
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2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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HOSPITAL PRANKS Everyone loves a prankster! Try these the next time you're sick...or "just visiting"! What the hell man This kinda stuff isn't funny I'm not reading your comic any more
2050... THE SINGULARITY TAKES PLACE! and I unplug the computer that stores all the insufferable nerds.
100% NATURAL - No moon rocks - No meteorites - No elements past #92 CEREAL
okay, you're all set... just pull that bar down 1,304,227,000 more times and you'll be ripped like me
PANTS TIMELINE: 1900-2050 1900 1992 2050 Normal pants: $5 Wrinkle-free pants: $45 Pre-wrinkled pants: $3,100
COMMON ROLLER DERBY TECHNIQUES Fishnet arms Little skirt Knee socks
i've been real worried lately... can't sleep, can't eat what are you worried about? i'm worried i might be gettin anxiety
i need that stuff by tuesday Ecole Francaise SCHOOL SUPPLIES: FIRST GRADE Three pencils Lined paper Two folders Beret Two packs of Gauloises
Petition STOP Online Petitions Forever! Sign here: Submit
POSTAL EMPLOYEES AT HOME dad! the kitchen's on fire! call 911! help me get the dogs outta the house! well, it's gonna have to wait... i'm on break for the next eight minutes
SUBWAY BUSKING: 2014 boop doop doop
POLYGAMY POLYANDRY POLYPUGRY
dude... that's messed up. what does it say on the back? ASK ME ABOUT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF
i converted my diesel engine to run on used cooking oil! it's great, everyone should do it well, if everyone did that, you'd have to pay for the oil, since the demand would go way up... but, hey, at least your car smells like arby's
SURPRISE!! Let's Get Fat TOGETHER!!!
START YOUR OWN GARDEN AT HOME Easy to grow Hard to grow Tomatoes Lettuce Carrots Zucchini Campaign signs PRESIDENT Solar panels
RISING OIL PRICES: Will it affect how Americans spend their leisure time? NASCAR 21 9 TRUK Drivin' to NASCAR races Burnin' barrels of crude oil
thank you for calling Dent Fixers... okay, we have two options. we can either use a suction cup thing to fix you dent, or our technicians can dent your car all over so it looks intentional
OUTLAW CARS Replace them with something easier to draw
BABYDENTUREZ TM If you love your baby so much... WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT HIM SOME TEETH YET?
PRESIDENTIAL "ECSTASY" TABLETS "McCain" Appearance: Old, crumbled Effects: User is confused, often angry, may leave first wife for pretty rich woman "Hillary" Appearance: Dull, flat Effects: Will remind you of what you didn't like about those "Bill Pills" back in the 90s; may cause user to lie uncontrollably "Ron Paul" Appearance: White, inexplicable "blimp" imprint Effects: Initially invigorating, but stops working right when you think it's gonna kick in
YOU'VE GOT A WEEK'S PAID VACATION! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? Leave town, browse internet through in-room ethernet connection Go down to the coffee shop, get on the wi-fi, look at internet Catch up on house-work, laundry, groceries, lawn, bills Man, the work internet is a lot faster
INTERNET MERIT BADGES TROLLING SOCK PUPPET LURKING GRIEFING POSTING "SHOCK" IMAGES BAITING
hey, dad... can we turn off gravity? just for, like... one second. not now, my son... we'll do that when they turn on the large hadron collider.
INDICT BUSH!! STOP THE IRAQ WAR TANKS ARE FRICKIN COOL GULF WAR III: RETURN OF THE HUMVEE
$1, 5, 10 COINS $1, 5, 10 DOLLAR BILLS
well, i'm glad that gay marriage is getting legalized in the U.S... really? i thought you were super-conservative oh, i still am... i'm just glad we can cut down on all that premarital gay sex
hey, man, you need some whipped cream? no, not really... how bout... whipped butter?
so, me'n the wife are gettin divorced oh, i'm sorry to hear that! you need help with anything? well, i got a few things on the divorce registry down at the mall
gimmie a white frenchman, bro a what? white frenchman? half milk, half wine, chilled'n shaken. make it snappy
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
