Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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grandpa. what is that smell. oh, mostly the poop, i suppose
banana chocolate don't-eat-its oatmeal cranberry can't-have-its honey raisin no-nos peanut butter chocolate huh-uhs
so what'd you do this weekend oh... i installed linux on my dog how did that go not so well, i forgot to install a couple drivers and he died
so... why do you have two laser printers in your cubicle? well, one is a laser printer, and one is a bong i made out of a laser printer
can i help you with something no, i'm just blogging, be done in a minute
WHAT WORDS MAKE YOU TITTER 56% - "titter" 17% - "intern" 27% - "sixty-nine" heh heh. titter.
yo what up man BEARD POWER
NOBODY CARES THAT YOU LIKE NINTENDO
10:30 WEDNESDAYS ON CHANNEL 627 I'm your host. welcome to ARBITRARY CAR UPGRADES!
well, yeah, the current office is all right, but when we get to the new place it's going to be awesome! the building is going to be more square, with less windows, and it'll be an even more soulless and barren office-plex! i can't wait!
fun fact: for the price of one issue of adbusters you could have just bought me a transformer
TO: everyone@work.com subj: Tuesday Tuesday is now Turtleneck Tuesday! Wear your turtlenecks!
no-one likes a DRINKER you STAY SOBER
FUN FACT: the meat of chronically depressed animals is more tender and flavorful than that from happy animals. the next time you have dinner, why not ask for a sad steak?
okay dad. the science fair is tomorrow. let's make up some data.
YOU are cordially invited to get heart disease
THE WORST SOUND IN THE WORLD anything that comes out of a laptop computer's tiny, horrible speakers
i want to be a fire man when i grow up i want to get my ear lobes all stretched out
hey, listen man, i'll catch up with you later, i gotta go down to the coffee shop and talk real loud on my cellphone
is there a slightly less-harsh way that you might be able to melon-gaze
you have to write a proper resignation paper, you can't just draw the words "I AM QUITTING" in fake computer font
SHOTGUN > Meeting in Conference > Room A, 2:30pm today
hey man, check out my mash-up i made of the strokes and franz ferdinand what's it called pro tools turd explosion
MANAGER SET LIST 1. berate anyone who's slightly late 2. unnecessary meeting 3. promote the unqualified 4. duck out at 3pm to play golf NO ENCORE
NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE i watched "get a life" when it was originally shown i remember when stamps were a quarter. twenty five cents! when i was growing up, american cars were terrible!
2006 DANCEHALL KING OF LISTENING TO DANCEHALL AT WORK
i didn't know you wrote a book! what's it called THE LILIAN JACKSON BRAUN CODE: unlocking the secrets of the mysterious cat universe
i didn't know you hunted oh, i don't, that's a bong i made out of a deer
do you know what's really ruining the world, is - webcomics
THE AWKWARD YEARS 1979-1984 1986-1991 1994-2001 2003-present
GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN: PART ONE predatory lending is awesome
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec