Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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hell is not fire or sulfur or chains it is the babysitter's basement, full of board games that all have missing pieces, and no one there to play them with, even if you could
helllloooo, i'm hooooome they had a big sale in the chav department so i stocked up, do you like it? wait, no, i should say, EH WHATCHA FINK ABOUT DIS!!
god damned pork humper FUN FACT: while i did not compose the startup sound of the macintosh, i did create the characteristic sound of me deleting important files, "god damned pork humper"
GOOD POSTURE it's its own reward
CREEPY BOYFRIEND INC. no emails left unread! no cell phone bill left unexamined! NO UNDERWEAR LEFT UNSNIFFED
OTIS CRUNKMEYER MUFFINS muffinz in a bag. RAP MUFFINZ.
well, son, you don't seem interested in reading classic literature or studying european history... the obvious conclusion is that you must be on drugs
hello laptop. as a member of this house you will quickly get accustomed to the cold, hard embrace of the floor
FUN FACT: burnt chicken is closely related to cooked chicken, but it is cooked longer, at a higher temperature
finally, a bulldozer i can afford!!! this is the worst bulldozer ever made
SURVEY: 14,000 americans were polled to find their opinion 64% - yes 36% - no
computers? you like COMPUTERS?! kid, when i was your age, i was already shooting my way out of bennigan's
whoa yeah, i spent two years typing up all the words that exist, and then i made it into a book i call it "the dictionary"
THE LEAST COMFORTABLE SHOES full of spikes and sandpaper one size fits all got blisters just from buying them
PUSH BUTT FOR WALK SIGNAL
WHO AM I i want something special, but i don't want to pay any extra and i want it RIGHT NOW WHY ISN'T IT READY YET ANSWER: half the customers at every coffeeshop and fast food place
STOP PEEING ON THE FLOOR read this ok
oh god how did i get here i am not good with driving
ain't nothin wrong with OLD PANTS ol' pants held up by a rope, ol' pants
pour out a little bangerz + mash for my fallen u.k. homies R.I.P. B.R.I.T.S.
o.c.d. rules everything around me spray some lysol, disinfect the walls yo
MY FACE IS DOWN HERE
boo hoo hoo hoo looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
after years of training, i finally received my black belt in marital arts can you do the dishes tonight they are already done! the lawn needs mowing did it this morning what do you want for dinner i want to go eat fondue and i have already made reservations! YOU CAN NOT STOP MY MARRIAGE STYLE
after work? well, i'll probably grab some dinner and get some work done on my manifesto
here, let me give you the grand tour...this room is full of bookcases and boxes down the hall is a bedroom, that one is full of old clothes and linens to your left is a closet, don't open it, it is completely full of papers
oh, robie the robotic banker, what coins won't you eat
i clearly remember telling you: cash or money order only. NO PERSONAL CHECKS DAD
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
