Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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After losing a significant amount of height, many patients complain of loose skin and stretch-arms.
hi dad!! can we play a game i just got home from work...ask me again in about a year
the library's going to close unless it gets funding soon oh no, that's too bad...i tried to help 'em stay open how did you help?! i take my books back late all the time
DOGS WITH GLASSES Now their sight...is better than their smell. COMING SUMMER 2009
i'm sorry you had a bad day at school, dude...just remember what your mom always says: xanax is the best medicine
i'm just not that big on field hockey...sorry dude
so, wait. you don't play ANY online role-playing games? nope, and i won't until performing hundreds of hours of manual labor online will earn me real money
well, yeah, i still like books and legos okay...but i don't think it's too crazy to throw "respect" or "validation" on my christmas list. we're not going to be eleven forever
i think i'm gonna order the cincinnati delight...what do you think? no way, man...you should just get a bagel well, what's the cincinnati delight? a cop shoots you and all your belongings are stolen in the ensuing riot
CHURCHBUS TM INTELLIGENT DESIGN. CHRISTLIKE PRICES starting at $31,900* *does not include parishioners
WAKE UP EARLY!! Don't you want to be sleepy and alone for the first couple hours of every day?
hey, aren't you that supercomputer from "war games"? yeah! i am! and aren't you that human from that one movie...was it "war games"?
TATTOO MEANINGS Teardrop: wearer has killed someone Flowerpot: wearer has killed a potted plant Twenty-sided die: wearer has killed a nerd
craplist > lost and found > lost 2007.12.17 08:31:11pm Misplaced my modifier. Up to $500 reward if placed next to the word it modifies
BLOG MINI BLOG SINGLE LETTERS SENT FROM MY PHONE e P Q
MATERIAL BALANCE ANALYSIS (CARTOONIST) aq. coffee extraction 0.049 g/s advil 0.007 g/s comics 2.0 units/day hamburgers 0.136 g/s blogs (unknown) cartoonist 72 kg not shown: bitterness (13% w/w)
well, yeah, it said "do not eat silica gel"...but i thought they just meant in general
hey, thanks for signing your book...i liked reading it thank you! you know who else wrote a book? hitler
SCHOOL BUS SAFETY GUIDELINES: 2011 beeep - Arrive at least two hours early to bus stop for security check - No bottled liquids or "lunch boxes" - I'm a write you up if you don't sit down and stop being a terrorist
hey man, i like your sweatshirt...you know i made that, right?
and then, just as i was about to clock out for the weekend, i realized: it was only tuesday
IS YOUR COWORKER A ROBOT? I LOVE COLLEGE. Warning signs: - Never drinks coffee - Can't stop going back to school - Puts papers in your chair, not on your desk
well, mercury's kind of been in retrograde for a while...i've been taking ginseng and burying chicken bones to counteract the astral chaos this might sound crazy, but have you considered reading a science book and seeing a doctor? oh, lord, no! doctors don't know anything!
hey, i got a girlfriend...you need cussed out for anything?
FOOT BALL FOOT FUCKIN' BALL well, it looks like the office has its new number-one football fan
hey, walrus...i think i took some ambien earlier. do you remember? KILL YOUR PARENTS okay, so i did...thanks
Do you... - forget to turn your headlights off? - leave the oven on? - fail to automatically imagine the worst possible outcome to every scenario? try...Anxiety TM
hey, is the server down? yeah, you're gonna have to restart your career - clean out your desk and then apply as an intern
APPLE'S NEW WASHER/DRYER "Finally, I can view web pages on my washer and dryer!"
secret santa at the dentist's office: never fun well, a mug full of toothbrushes! thanks again doctor dentist
i got robbed fifteen minutes ago, what took you so long sorry, we didn't know you were white
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
