Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






























2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
self-storage hoarding 4-LIFE

oh yeah? well, you're just a dumb ohio head, so shut up

now what do we do keep standing here and the award for the dumbest game i played as a child goes to..."STAND ON A CAR"!!!

TACOS man, this is a major taco party, huh

vienna sausage "unhealthiness in a can" my doctor said so

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what's the matzo? jew don't like the way i build with legos? well, you can sukkot for a brief time when i was eight, i wanted to be an orthodox jew when i grew up

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE: YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

HOW A PIMPLE GROWS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

LAW + ORDER: CANINE INVESTIGATION UNIT we have four witnesses who say they saw you eat that garbage... if you don't start talkin' you're lookin at five to ten in a maximum-security laundry room...and yes, that means no toys

OFFICE TIP: if you are careful, you can use the idea of "team spirit" to justify hanging christmas lights in your cubicle from halloween all the way to president's day

- don't care - serious - not going to clean room - get out mom - slam door

is YOUR company's technical support as good as it could be? not without BLACK REEBOKS! BLACK REEBOKS. the #1 shoe for men who describe their job as "computers."

ding ding hey! the boner truck is outside! quick, can i have a dollar to get an erection!!!

TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE DAY: are you getting paid enough to put up with all of this crap? (turn over for answer) ANSWER: NO

NOVEMBER 14, 2004. my spiderhole was found and i was immediately extradited to my manager's office

RAP ACCESSORY PREVIEW 2006: mittenz 2007: sandalz 2008: earmuffz

ROAD MY BUTT YOUR FACE WHAT DANG

here i stand, in the hallway had to shit but only hallway

you know what, i just had a feeling you were going to be in here, hand in the PCP jar again

CRICERATOPS. n. crappy triceratops.

some people raise their kids with television. i am going to raise mine with a banjo tink tonk tink tank where did you learn that filth from the banjo

i found this comic book in your room...before this becomes a habit, i want you to think very carefully about this, and ask yourself if you want to get addicted and be thirty years old, typing on the internet about how the spiderman movie does not match up with the comic book

yo man what you want hey dogg gimmie a pound of sumatran mandheling light roast or dark roast you know me, always the dark roast

hello, is this the mayor of st. louis? there has been a terrible natural disaster and we need your help sure thing...we'll send the arch down as soon as possible the arch? yes, it's the tallest freestanding arch in the country! it's over six hundred feet tall THANKS A LOT ST. LOUIS

coming march 2006 for x-box: TONY HAWK'S JERK MAG

leaves, leaves, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the less you have to rake

what's the difference between skiing and paying someone three hundred bucks to drag you out into the snow and break your knee i don't know then let's go skiing

HYDROPHONICS INSTRUCTIONS 1. FILL CUP WITH WATER. 2. SOUND IT OUT

when i got a dog, a lot of people told me it would be good training for having kids now that i've had him for a while i think they're wrong, because kids don't usually crap on the floor for fifteen years and then die

Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






