Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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i say tomato, you say "why don't you go back to school", i say potato, you say "i think you need to start going to the gym"...let's call the whole thing off
basic electronics symbols: resistor capacitor JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
ADVENTURES IN UNCOORDINATION: my life as a dude who can never tell exactly what his body is doing aaagggh this morning, while brushing my teeth, i somehow managed to stab myself in the eye with my toothbrush
FUN FACT: if you had just washed your hands more, your parents wouldn't have gotten a divorce
i dare you to go spend the night at the haunted house up on the hill oh yeah? well, i dare you to grow up and get a middle management job at the haunted office up on the hill
CHILDREN: THE ULTIMATE LAWN MOWER and after you get done, cook me dinner
in a world...where you won't stop hitting yourself STOP HITTING YOURSELF coming summer 2006
i want the money in consecutive, marked bills of large denomination well, hold on, actually, you know what would be easier, just cut me a check
chit chit hey, i'm doing the crossword, do you know a four-letter word that means "stop clipping your nails right now"?
i like your carpet in here thanks, we had to special-order it to match the drapes
SMALLFOOT - walks on hind legs - hides in woods, emerges only to eat candy - not too dangerous
i'm gonna get you to do all the work on this project, then fire you when it's done cool, well, i'm gonna spend all day on the internet, and steal office supplies until i run out of room in my house to store them
what is the opposite of cargo shorts, is it cargo longs, or passenger shorts
THE CHOPPER one in the pink two in the sink
so how did things go while i was gone oh, just fine, i put the baby in the oven and everything the baby? wait, i don't have a...OH MY GOD YOU COOKED THE TURKEY
the other day in the bathroom at work i watched in horror as a man opened his briefcase, pulled out a smaller briefcase, and walked out of the bathroom
PILLZ 2 MAKE U FLACCID *SOFT-EZE *LIMPONTA *FLOPPYMAN ON^LINE PH@RMACY 24/7
thousands of scientists have worked together for years and now, finally, we have cured cancer however, we refuse to release the cure until nascar is outlawed it's your call, congress
hello. i am mfume. i live in rwanda. i am 24 years old. my family was murdered. MTV PLEASE PIMP MY STATUS AS A POLITICAL REFUGEE
SNEAK PREVIEW FOR 2006 the newest, dumbest fashion/music genre: karate-punk
FUN FACT: if you want to be a priest, go to the seminary, not the semenary
all right, buddy, take your hands off the keyboard and put em in the air this is agent jenkins of the grammar police, we've been watching what you've posted on message boards, and you're under arrest
sometimes i take a carton of eggs out of the fridge and look at it and think that one day i'll crack an egg and a little baby chicken will fall out, and i'll wash him off and raise him indoors and then...then i'll have a friend
FUN FACT: don't send you son to catholic school for four years, he will learn just enough about religion to mock it forever
de hoop de klaaperstraat hoetzen ik hebben je zoopendoop WARNING: if cornered, internet cartoonists may become agitated and strike with feverish bursts of fake dutch
as the price of gasoline skyrockets, americans buckle down and do their part to conserve fossil fuels let's drive to tennessee or somethin THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
ADMIT IT you like to put jello in your mouth, squish it around, and spit it back out on a spoon
why the long face, partner goiter
mumph urghph lowm FUN FACT: in some countries it is not rude to talk with your mouth full of food. too bad you don't live there
hey how was your weekend PUT THAT COFFEE IN ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH IT
HOLIDAY COMPARATIVES - dumber than kwanzaa - gay as christmas - more unleavened than passover - fatter than a solstice festival - earlier than canadian thanksgiving okay, that's a pretty good list, let's move on to the next topic
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec