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CONTEMPORARY CARGO CULTS i got my first blowjob while Nixon was president...if i elect Republicans, maybe i'll get some more transformers made me happy as a child...i'm gonna be super happy now that i can afford more of em all the great artists died penniless...i'm not rich, so i must be a great artist
heh, you just got pawned
PORTA-PODIUM Nothing hides a boner better. TM boner? what are you talking about? i'm giving an important speech
hey...when you get a chance, can you fix-- whoa, whoa! too much information! uh...okay...sorry for pulling you away from your "second life" apology accepted, meatspacer
HELP HOW DO U TELL SOMEONE U IMPREGNATED THEM
my new style is gonna be "rap office"...TURN UP THA THERMOSTAT MY COWORKAZ also, this looks like a tie, but in fact it is the world's finest silk blunt
hey, look! that cactus is flowering! cacti only bloom on rare occasions amazing! does this mean you'll do the dishes today?
that's cool, i didn't know you could even get a master's degree in driving well, not everything is about money, capitalist
LIFE PLAN Cure cancer TOO HARD Become cartoonist, mock cancer until it goes into remission MAYBE
NEW ART GALLERY same old crap inside
well, it turns out we were one short, so you're the only one here to go home without a nintendo...but check this thing out, it's got all the old atari games...you'll love it
The number of job-seeking teenagers has declined rapidly over the past twenty years. Here's why. Bored in school Bad grades Adderall prescription Pills sold to other kids at a premium Perception that hard work is for suckers
what up hiram, can i get six cocaine tooth drops
i can't take my dog inside?! where's he gonna take a dump?
you gotta lotta mushrooms in your yard...when's the last time you mowed it? is that the thing you push?
DVD RIPPER $1.00/ea
and then, if the bad guys get past the moat and CCTV cams...blam! what do you have that people wanna steal? well, mostly my gun collection
okay, sir, i'm showing that the problem is on your end
HELP! My neighbor's making a ruckus! What should I do?! 1. Stew about it for years STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP 2. Or you could...I don't know...move? god, are you stupid?! what am i gonna complain about?
heeeeey, babyyy...we had such a good thing going...you wanna get back with me? how many times have we talked about this, west? it's not happening until you learn to read
TO ALL RESIDENT'S: ANY FOOD U DROP ON FLOR IS MINE. DO NOT EAT MY FOOD!! CHESTER
THE EATING SPECTRUM Babivores: diet consists of human babies Meanivores: prefer veal, foie gras Omnivores: food chosen for taste Vegetarians, vegans: avoid meat and/or animal products Freegans: only eat food obtained for free Cashivores: only eat food if someone pays them WILL EAT FOR $
you should get into that halliburton...they're making some real money, and they don't hardly rape no one no more 14
here, you can watch if you want...i still think we shoulda used all that space money on the iraq war
hey, dude...how was your day it was okay...got a B on my math test a B? sounds like you need a zoloft what?! how about effexor?
SHOE TRENDS: 1840-2010 1847 1891 1955 2009 (projected)
i want to go out of this world the way i came in, fat and squinty
REAL PUNK ROCKERS NEVER QUIT!! M.D.C. Even if the chain wallet keeps bangin' up against their hip replacement
next in line...can i help you i'd like to renew my passport oh yeah?! you wanna mail a bunch of crap while you're at it, dick?
FLAGELLA RUBELLA -OR- SALMONELLA NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE!
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