Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
sun moon your stupid head
AWARD CERTIFICATE "BERNARD'S FAVORITE WEB SITES 1998" CONGRATULATIONS (click here to print certificate)
oh yeah? well, YOU keep your BODY off of my LAWS!
well, the main advantage of child labor is that your workers can be paid in legos
every year, more than 100,000 internet users are infected with deadly catchphrases. to minimize your exposure to th-OH GOD HERE COMES A ZOMBIE PIRATE NINJA
hey drew, what's up? man, sports and my kids are real boring...looked at any good websites lately? just another day at the office...THE OFFICE IN OPPOSITE WORLD!!!
INSIDE THE RIAA let's brainstorm here, guys, is there any way we can just kill teenagers who download music
FUN FACT: despite the fact that ants can carry one hundred times their own body weight, they are not allowed in my kitchen
domo arigordion mr accordion
A B OPTICAL ILLUSION: the squares marked "A" and "B" are actually the same color!
no jazz NEW!! the DEJAZZIFIER. remove the jazz from your favorite restaurant, bar, or coffeshop! if you purchase today, you will receive, at no additional cost, the SHOW TUNE ELIMINATOR!!!
WEIRD STUFF just keeps happening to this dude
if a tree falls in the forest, and it lands on a professional athlete, which shoe company will offer him an endorsement deal first
hey, do you wanna go get some lunch nah, i think i'm just gonna stay here and play WORLD OF SAND for an hour
FUN FACT: representing infinity and the circular nature of life gets pretty boring, so the ouroboros watches a lot of tv its favorite shows are "paid programming" and "world's most dangerous drivers part 6"
shake machine is broke nooooooooooooooooooo in hell the only place to eat is hardee's and the shake machine doesn't ever work
don't let the goatee fool you... my prize is in heaven
hey, i gotta take a picture for my livejournal, would you take it for me? here's the camera, make sure the "emo/despair" mode is on
why yes! i am indeed aware that today, wednesday, is "hump day"!
GRAINSPOTTING oi, looks like some wheat or som'n, innit? where's me smack
spend fourteen hours obsessively constructing house find out that you can't even make friends in video games set yourself on fire "accidentally"
GUITAR LESSONS - Learn from an o.k. guitarist - Power chords, string replacement - Not very good
hey, dad, is this greenland? no, son, that's iceland, but don't worry...many of the vikings made the same mistake
WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT: PART 2 a dog figures out some basic english words and one day while his owner is gone, he finds a marker and writes "SIT" and "ROLL OVER" and "STAY" all over the kitchen floor, gripping the marker carefully with his mouth and front paws
COMPUTERS 199.99 price - 198.00 rebate* $1.99 SALE PRICE! *rebate will never arrive
the looming terror of HSNI asian bird cold threatens us all! billions of people may catch this disease and be stuffed up for a couple of days
fuuuuuu fuu fffuuuuu i stayed inside, unsure of what to do, as the f-bombs rained down for hours
crodney dangerfield. n. crap rodney dangerfield. i get no crespect
well, son, making babies is actually quite easy we bought a seed pod, your mother swallowed it, and six months later, you burst out through her chest
what happens to a dream deferred, does it dry up like a raisin in the sun well, it kinda does, but mostly it dries up like "someone has to pay for your legos"
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec