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here are the results of the contest. please keep going and load all the images, it is gonna take a second, but it will be worth it. i have put the winners at the bottom. the rest are unranked, but are by and large excellent in their own right. in some cases you can click on the small picture to bring up a larger one. as it turns out, i will be awarding one grand prize, four regular prizes, and several honorable mention awards (which you do not win a prize for in most cases, but it means i really liked your picture.) are you ready?! here we go.

	i agree with you, dude, i do not know what is really going on here either.
	two chemistry grad students explain the reactions necessary to make dude-ic acid.
	i don't think anyone has to say anything more about this one. thank you for the picture, comrade.
	this guy runs an arcade in upstate new york and i asked him if his hat was supposed to be an ascii picture of a dirt button. he said no. that was a relief.
	not from the same arcade, i don't think. i don't know what's going on here.
	proving once and for all that wearing toothpaste for dinner shirts will make you more attractive to other people.
	i listened to radiohead in college too. man, college sucked.
	this picture encapsulates what the internet feels like to me some days. slow children rowing down a street in a small town.
	no, i take that back. this is what the internet feels like to me.
	old pug dogs are so lazy, you can't even get them to move enough to put a shirt on them. you just kind of have to drape it on them.
	west highland white terriers, however, are the engineers of the dog world. they wake up and put on your t-shirt and take your calculator before you even wake up in the morning.
	internet: NOW WITH LENS FLARE!!
	dude beulah's new album sucks!! NO WAY DUDE IT SUCKS MORE THAN SUCKS! TIME TO BRAWL!!!
	congratulations on getting out of school! and i personally hope that you have a minimum number of people in your life asking you to explain what "dude-ic acid" means.
	this is a fair at tooting commons, london, england. i was disappointed to see that carnivals look the same in england as they do here, but it is still a nice picture.
	much like those D-rings and brown boots, my tshirts are rugged yet comfortable enough for hiking and camping. HONORABLE MENTION FOR SENDING ME EIGHTEEN DIFFERENT PICTURES, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THOSE, DUDE
	it's good to have self esteem.
	don't be scared, these guys are related. and not to me.
	it was crazy tshirt day at work. i don't have any idea what you do where you have to work with ten women in an office where they have "crazy tshirt day". it sounds like hell to me. whatever you make, i don't think they pay you enough.
	this dude really kinda creeps me out. he is making that face in both those pictures. to illustrate how weird this is i have made an animated gif of this picture.
	i worked in a factory once. i quit after two weeks.
	i am going to look at this picture whenever i need inspiration for something that robarb might say. if you can't see what is going on here, this guy is underneath his desk. because he likes it there. HONORABLE MENTION FOR BEST PERSONIFYING THE SOCIOPATHIC AND WEIRD ROBARB
	probably the youngest person with one of my shirts! HONORABLE MENTION FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR DARING TO COME CLOSE TO YOUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE HAS A GARDEN HOSE IN HER HANDS.
	the elusive, rare yellow dude-ic acid shirt. look at what's in the background though. that is what this picture is all about.
	you put my shirt on a toilet?! HONORABLE MENTION FOR GETTING AN F MINUS FOR PUTTING MY SHIRT ON A TOILET.
	THE SAYING ON MY T-SHIRT!!!
	TACO TOUCHDOWWWWWNNNNNN
	the original title of this was "pimps and floozies" and i think that is a bad idea for a party, but i am glad you subverted it by wearing an awesome t-shirt.
	yyyyyyyyyyyep.
	what are you doing here? you realize i had to crop out that picture of rufus wainwright you were holding, right? man, i know better than to let that guy on my website.
	bowling: too kitschy to avoid, too awful in reality to take part in. the last time i tried to go bowling, the place was almost empty but they wouldn't let me bowl. whatever, bowling clerks, i'm just gonna go spend my bowling money on scratch-offs and some diet coke with lime.
	DON'T SAY IT. i know you are gonna say it. there is at least one obvious pun here. don't say it. HONORABLE MENTION FOR FINDING AND USING A LLAMA IN YOUR CONTEST ENTRY.
	someone entered these pictures, which are pictures of their mom wearing a "lava" shirt. HONORABLE MENTION FOR HAVING SUCH A NICE MOM. the prize here is that you have to recognize your mom's awesomeness by doing the dishes tonight. NON-NEGOTIABLE. and i do mean ALL THE DISHES, young lady.
	this guy is hanging out with a bunch of jimmy buffett fans. he is schooling them with his shirt. i do not blame him.
	how can you be bored with that awesome brick wall?! come on!
	Image - Rotate Canvas - Rotate 180 Degrees
	unit forty-one to base, someone took a picture of themselves acting out what is on the t-shirt, over
	this looks a lot like the 419eater pictures, except this girl did not try to scam any money out of me at all. she just has a giant penguin on her head. HONORABLE MENTION FOR HAVING A GIANT PENGUIN ON YOUR HEAD.
	i can feel the exuberance from this picture radiating out of the screen at me, trying to get me to sign up for some kind of organization.
	oh crap i ran over some guy!! AND HIS COKE CAN TOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO
	this is how i want to start every day: drinking syrup with my giant stuffed animal friends.
	these pictures were sent from juneau, alaska, which looks beautiful here. click the small picture to see this guy licking a glacier. no, i don't know either. that's pretty much my answer to any question you could ask me about the pictures on this page.
	this guy was caught, mid-air, in front of the sydney opera house. that is in australia, i'm putting that here since most americans apparently don't even know where a lot of the states are. HONORABLE MENTION FOR PICTURE TAKEN FARTHEST AWAY FROM WHERE I AM
	i am going to go out on a limb here and say you are in college. HONORABLE MENTION FOR LOOKING LIKE SEVERAL DIFFERENT GIRLS THAT I MET IN COLLEGE.
	this dog's name is "happy". what else could you call him? HONORABLE MENTION FOR HAVING AN AWESOME BOSTON TERRIER. happy's owner gets a prize which you will find out about later.
	young lady, if you would take the sticks out of your nose and get that boy's head out from in front of your pants, we would finally be able to show your yearbook to your aunt and uncle.
	this lady is wearing the first shirt i ever made, in the year 2000, using "cafepress", which is a place that makes crappy shirts which fade after washing them once. HONORABLE MENTION FOR SUBMITTING THE OLDEST SHIRT IN THE WHOLE CONTEST. your prize is a replacement shirt from my currently-available line. i deeply regret ever using cafepress.
	this picture comes from indiana. that is a real duck. i live in ohio and indiana is like our nice-but-sometimes-slightly-weird neighbor. (did you know parts of indiana don't follow daylight savings time? i wish we all did that.)
	the most uncomfortable chair in the worrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!!!
	PRIZE #1: the best band ever. WHAT DID YOU WIN: an 8x10 painting, not available to the public yet. value: approx. $30
	PRIZE #2: this is the most bad-assed picture i got for this contest. a guy flying down stairs, in a wheelchair. do you think your picture has more nuts than this? it doesn't. WHAT DID YOU WIN: an 8x10 painting, not available to the public yet. value: approx. $30
	PRIZE #3: five indie-rock dudes, all wearing tshirts that were shipped out of my house. that is just plain awesome. WHAT DID YOU WIN: an 8x10 painting, not available to the public yet. value: approx. $30
	PRIZE #4: the most dangerous picture submitted. these two fine citizens are standing ON TOP OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. i am not kidding. they work at a research facility in oregon. those things clipped to their shirt collars are radiation meters. click on the picture to see the whole thing. scary. WHAT DID YOU WIN: an 8x10 painting, not available to the public yet. value: approx. $30
	THE GRAND PRIZE: this pug's name is chubby. his tongue is too long to fit in his mouth, and it is always hanging out like that. this is the best picture i got for the contest. it made me laugh out loud. everyone i showed it to demanded a copy to put on their own computer. end of contest! WHAT DID YOU WIN: an 8x10 painting (see above) AND... four size XS shirts, for you and/or for chubby. value: $90

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