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toothpaste for hire: i am not going to put my resume or anything on here, that would be dumb. i seriously don't think that people with online resumes get hired at all, ever. i could be wrong, but that's just the impression i get. but nevertheless i am unemployed and would like to eat and so on. i can not accept orders for commissioned paintings at this time. please check the paintings page to see what is available for sale right now! also, people sometimes mail me and ask if they can use my pictures for things. i would love to make you new art for a cd cover or a web site or something, but that all takes time and energy. the time and energy means that i can not do it for free, but it also means that i would gladly do it for a small amount of money. if you want me to make you drawings, please mail me and i will let you know what i would like in return for them. i do not charge a lot, but little bits of dough keep me eating food and not toothpaste. and, see, if you hadn't read this page you wouldn't have known that, and now you have a secret that is just for you. contact me at: drew (at) toothpastefordinner.com