Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ninety nine problems * Text: i got 99 problems but staying up-to-date on rap references ain't one, fo shizzle
01-31-14

ninety nine problems

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: man maid * Text: man man
01-30-14

man maid

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: live your live like youll die tomorrow * Text: live your life like you'll die tomorrow    minus all the illegal stuff
01-29-14

live your live like youll die tomorrow

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: looks like youre writing * Text: it looks like you're writing on paper! do you need a computer? yes no
01-28-14

looks like youre writing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: remedial cussing * Text: ass. my big ass. crap damn. butt crap.    i'm gonna put you in remedial cussing classes if you don't learn how to cuss better.
01-27-14

remedial cussing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: he works in seo * Text: this is jeff. he works in search engine optimization.     hi, hello, greetings, bonjour, salutation, e-greetings, e-hi, best online hello
01-26-14

he works in seo

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i dont get colds * Text: i don't get colds    sniff    i just have brief periods where my nose doesn't run + i don't drink nyquil
01-25-14

i dont get colds

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: do not eat * Text: do not eat silica gel dessicant do not eat    you can't tell me what to do!!!!!
01-24-14

do not eat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: workhacking * Text: work hacking    your time is worth much more    your best years are evaporating    free coffee
01-23-14

workhacking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: everyone else gets online * Text: i can't wait until everyone else gets online!!!    and then it happened
01-22-14

everyone else gets online

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why do birds * Text: why do biiiirds suddenly appeaaar...every time...i throw corn
01-21-14

why do birds

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not a pickup artist * Text: no, no, i'm not a pickup artist! if anything, i'm a letdown artist
01-20-14

not a pickup artist

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its christmas well * Text: it's christmas!!! next year. it's christmas next year. well, this year, but december.
01-19-14

its christmas well

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yelp users * Text: put all yelp users on an island    not a joke. please find a way to do this.
01-18-14

yelp users

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a gift card in january * Text: a gift card in january! it's exactly what i wanted for Christmas!!!
01-17-14

a gift card in january

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who are you * Text: uh...hello? who are you? why are you in my home?     oh hey! i'm 2014 and i'm already eating balls!
01-16-14

who are you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you might spend it * Text: i won't give you money! you might spend it on booze!
01-15-14

you might spend it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youre not an introvert * Text: don't like to have a pleasant conversation? get mad when people try to include you?    you're not an introvert...you're an asshole
01-14-14

youre not an introvert

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: birthday cake * Text: birthday cake    because it's somebody's birthday, somewhere, today, i'm sure
01-13-14

birthday cake

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beer containers * Text: beer container    ok  good  probably amazing
01-12-14

beer containers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: urinary tract infection * Text: well, i think you're a nary track infection
01-11-14

urinary tract infection

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tell everyone i said * Text: tell everyone i said hello!    no. i'm not gonna. now what.
01-10-14

tell everyone i said

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pooping timetable * Text: pooping: 3 mins.    finishing what i started to read while pooping: 14 mins.    bullshit!
01-09-14

pooping timetable

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: until the phone rings * Text: i can sit in one place for hours, barely moving    until the phone rings, and i suddenly have to furiously pace around the house until i hang up
01-08-14

until the phone rings

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: heaven is real * Text: heaven is real!!!    this pizza gonna suck ya hog!!!
01-07-14

heaven is real

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: real pets * Text: real pets have curves
01-06-14

real pets

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: guide to style * Text: no no no no no no
01-05-14

guide to style

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: microwaved some fish * Text: it's 10:15am and i just microwaved some fish at work.    i don't even work here. enjoy the smell. bye
01-04-14

microwaved some fish

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: too long didnt read anything * Text: tl; dr: you should be able to read a couple of paragraphs without a special-dumbass summary at the end
01-03-14

too long didnt read anything

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a charity for disease * Text: well, i think there should be a charity for people who DON'T have a disease!!!
01-02-14

a charity for disease

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one time a day * Text: i only use the internet one time a day    the time i'm awake
01-01-14

one time a day

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec