Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if i could stop time * Text: if i could stop time...    i'd probably just sleep    actually yeah    that would be awesome
03-31-13

if i could stop time

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your genetic sample * Text: thanks for your genetic sample! we'll either use this to help humanity or raise your insurance rates
03-30-13

your genetic sample

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creationism explained * Text: creationism    the fantasy that humans were intentionally designed to be the stewards of our universe    why they shut down twinkies. why. i'm gonna shoot.
03-29-13

creationism explained

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cant decide what to listen to * Text: i can't decide what to listen to...i'll just put it on shuffle.    no, not that song.    not that one.    nope.    nope.
03-28-13

cant decide what to listen to

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat it all * Text: i didn't say you'd get it free if you finish...we'll just be really impressed
03-27-13

eat it all

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pig cusses * Text: pig cusses    god hamn it    sow of a bitch    fuck
03-26-13

pig cusses

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: guns dont kill people * Text: guns don't kill people    they go to college and get degrees like anyone else
03-25-13

guns dont kill people

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dogs are magic * Text: dogs are magic!    hocus pocus barf up an entire sock
03-24-13

dogs are magic

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: diet tweets * Text: i'm trying to diet, you asshole    gut @face hey put some hotdogs in me
03-23-13

diet tweets

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: google chrome friends * Text: no!!! we'll never be friends!! i use google chrome!!! you wouldn't understand!!!!
03-22-13

google chrome friends

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: music saved my life * Text: music saved my life!    the only way you're going to make a full recovery is if you start rapping about your dick
03-21-13

music saved my life

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fun fact extra content * Text: fun fact: press alt + f4 (macs - w) to see a ton of extra content on any website!    wow!!!
03-20-13

fun fact extra content

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fake ideas * Text: fake ideas    that sound realistic    presented in a convincing context
03-19-13

fake ideas

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ironic breaking news * Text: breaking news!!!    if you do something
03-18-13

ironic breaking news

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: like us * Text:
03-17-13

like us

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: kony 2013 * Text: kony 2013    how will we forget about child soldiers THIS year?
03-16-13

kony 2013

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rip cussing * Text: R.I.P. cussing in my house    shit. shit. shit. shit as heck.
03-15-13

rip cussing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this is your conscience * Text: this is your conscience. you should look at web sites all day today.    dude, i don't think that's what conscience means, but ok
03-14-13

this is your conscience

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fun for all ages * Text: barber shop salon hair gets collected    hair gets transported    it's fun for all ages to hair city
03-13-13

fun for all ages

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no man is an island * Text: no man is an island.    it would be cool if you went to the middle of the ocean and stayed there, though.
03-12-13

no man is an island

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: follow follow follow * Text: follow FENCE on facebook!    follow DIRT on facebook!
03-11-13

follow follow follow

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: animated gif atheism * Text: oh yeah, i was an atheist too, until an animated GIF i was watching synced up to the music i had on...that's not just a coincidence
03-10-13

animated gif atheism

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: facebook 2007 2013 * Text: facebook 2007    wow i wonder what my old friends are doing!    facebook 2013    my grandma got a cow in farm game. great.
03-09-13

facebook 2007 2013

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what does your sleep style say about you * Text: what does your sleep-style say about you?    nothing nothing nothing
03-08-13

what does your sleep style say about you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beer before liquor before bath salts * Text: beer before liquor  never sicker    liquor before bath salts  leads to assaults    bath salts before work  i love meetings
03-07-13

beer before liquor before bath salts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: glory holes at work * Text: glory holes at work    can you stay late today     ok
03-06-13

glory holes at work

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sign this petition * Text: sign this petition!!!    the government finds it very handy to have the names and addresses of everyone who wants to stop its corporate sponsors from being profitable
03-05-13

sign this petition

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a riddle for you * Text: i've got one for you...  what sleeps seven hours a day, is me, has two eyes, is me, has two eyes, is me, and hates riddles?
03-04-13

a riddle for you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the stench * Text: do u smell the stench of ur impending mortality. circle 1. yes no
03-03-13

the stench

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my next album * Text: my next album    all percussion sounds produced by clipping fingernails and chewing loudly
03-02-13

my next album

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: our specials today * Text: our specials today are a pan-seared you're not listening, paired with a you've already decided and you want me to leave
03-01-13

our specials today

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec