Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no offense but * Text: no offense, but......yes offense
12-31-13

no offense but

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: amendment 28 * Text: amendment XXVII to the United States Constitution    no rhetorical questions may be answered, on social media, or otherwise.
12-30-13

amendment 28

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the mystery of the telephone * Text: what the hell are these heavy plastic things with cords    dude i don't know and why is it lightning between us
12-29-13

the mystery of the telephone

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: im your god * Text: woooooOOOoooo    i'm your god and i made everything! don't mess up earth at all! except your foreskin, fuck that up real good, just cut it off
12-28-13

im your god

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: geography alaska fact * Text: fun geography fact!    if you took the population of california and spread them across alaska evenly, they would be cold as hell
12-27-13

geography alaska fact

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stuff in my life * Text: i love when stuff in my life gets fucked up    cause when things are going well i never think the future will be better
12-26-13

stuff in my life

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: start making some plans * Text: you're eleven, and you don't know what job you want to have until you're 70 yet?! come on!
12-25-13

start making some plans

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why do you hate * Text: why do you hate animals so much?    why do you hate soybeans and rice so much?
12-24-13

why do you hate

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: banana vs sliced banana * Text: no big deal    OooooOOOoooh someone thinks they're the queen of england
12-23-13

banana vs sliced banana

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gifts for dad * Text: gifts for dad    here you go
12-22-13

gifts for dad

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: confetti isnt for celebrating * Text: confetti isn't for celebrating    it's for showing the person who has to clean it up how much you hate them
12-21-13

confetti isnt for celebrating

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youre crazy voice * Text: you're crazy!!!!! damn, i love hearing my voice recorded + played back!!!
12-20-13

youre crazy voice

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cant buy anything * Text: i'm definitely an adult but i still can't buy anything in november or december without thinking
12-19-13

cant buy anything

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: give up on your tabs * Text: give up    you'll never read what's in these tabs. just close them.
12-18-13

give up on your tabs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your favorite thing actually * Text: go without your favorite thing for 3 days. then go without sleep for 3 days. turns out your favorite thing is actually sleep.
12-17-13

your favorite thing actually

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gonna be in the paper * Text: i'm gonna be in the paper tomorrow!     oh cool, which page?    not sure, but the section is called
12-16-13

gonna be in the paper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love every season it isnt * Text: i love every season it isn't    damn i wish it was springtime    when it gonna be cold    why it still ain't autumn    how come it not summer, fall, or winter
12-15-13

i love every season it isnt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: voted against your own interests * Text: you voted against your own interests!!!    don't fret though! everyone else who voted did too.
12-14-13

voted against your own interests

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the most dangerous shower * Text: soap on my head  shampoo on my body    yeah, that's right...i'm dangerous
12-13-13

the most dangerous shower

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one star review * Text: existence (human life) very boring. spent 1/3 of it asleep. had to work too much. only one planet available. others are selfish. AVOID.
12-12-13

one star review

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cable tv other applications * Text: cable tv: other applications    you have to buy all 500 beers to get the 3 you want to drink.    you have to buy all 500 dogs at the shelter to get the one you want
12-11-13

cable tv other applications

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: christ back in christmas * Text: christ back in christmas: not enough!    it's time to put the new ears back into new year's day!    let's put the dents back into president's day!!!
12-10-13

christ back in christmas

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i repudiate your assertion * Text: and furthermore, i repudiate your obtuse assertion that i utilize a thesaurus to bolster the vocabulary level of my posts
12-09-13

i repudiate your assertion

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grocery stocking hell * Text: i can't buy one of those...he just got done restocking    he's gonna wait til i leave and mess it all up
12-08-13

grocery stocking hell

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my calculations arent correct * Text: if my calculations are correct...wait...this isn't a calculator...i've been doing my math on something called...candy crush?
12-07-13

my calculations arent correct

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet 1999 * Text: 1999 wow, you use the internet too?!    yeah! it's awesome!    2013 wow, you use the internet too?!    uhhh...yes?
12-06-13

internet 1999

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bacteria react to the news * Text: mcrib is back    hell yeah
12-05-13

bacteria react to the news

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a guide to your dreams * Text: your dreams    if they mean your ambitions great, good luck buddy    if they're literally what you dreamed i already stopped listening
12-04-13

a guide to your dreams

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: embarrassing * Text: embarrassing    it's embarrassing just to be a part of this fucking planet.
12-03-13

embarrassing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love america * Text: i love america!!    it's a kind of love where i tried to move to canada and canada wouldn't let me
12-02-13

i love america

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to take a selfie * Text: no, this isn't going to look right...maybe somewhere with piled-up dirty clothes
12-01-13

how to take a selfie

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec