Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: high school gym clothes * Text: Dude, yuck...you smell like wadded up high school gym clothes What do you mean? Gym clothes don't smell bad
03-31-12

high school gym clothes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont steal gas * Text: Don't steal gas What would your dad say??? I'm very disappointed in you, son.
03-30-12

dont steal gas
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: im interested in art * Text: I'm interested in art! Make art. Join message board and argue about art
03-29-12

im interested in art
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: homeopathic unemployment * Text: THE HOMEOPATHIC SOLUTION: UNEMPLOYMENT Let's give everyone 1x10.30 of a job!
03-28-12

homeopathic unemployment
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my next album * Text: MY NEXT ALBUM Great songs with ringtone and ambulance sounds in the background of every one
03-27-12

my next album
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: biscuits in a can * Text: BISCUITS IN A CAN The most delicious way to say
03-26-12

biscuits in a can
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: free blood pressure testing * Text: FREE! Blood Pressure testing FREE! Butt pressure testing
03-25-12

free blood pressure testing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: elephant in the room * Text: I'm not going to stand here and ignore the elephant in the room... when you take the last cup of coffee, it's just common courtesy to make more
03-24-12

elephant in the room
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i remixed it * Text: I took your report to the board, put some internet memes into it, and then signed my name at the bottom...great work, huh?
03-23-12

i remixed it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gonna punch his stupid wallet * Text: Then I'm gonna punch his stupid wallet a million times. I don't think that's what they mean by
03-22-12

gonna punch his stupid wallet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: seems like a bad idea for some reason * Text: Go on, put all your eggs in here...what's the worst that could happen?
03-21-12

seems like a bad idea for some reason
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: say it with flowers * Text: STAY IT WITH FLOWERS Thanks! I quit this shitty job and I hate you
03-20-12

say it with flowers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: metric advocates * Text: METRIC ADVOCATES Give them 2.54 cm and they'll take 1.609 km
03-19-12

metric advocates
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sniffing white out * Text: Were you sniffing white out? What? No...why?
03-18-12

sniffing white out
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: automated phone system * Text: If you are calling because you need more time to pay this month's bill, hang up and get a job
03-17-12

automated phone system
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hungry locavore * Text: Hungry locavore need $25 god bless
03-16-12

hungry locavore
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: big ass earholes * Text: Girl those big-ass earholes got me wondering how they smell
03-15-12

big ass earholes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your body is a toddler * Text: YOUR BODY IS A TODDLER I think I ate enough today. NO!!! I WANT ICE TWEAM!!!!!
03-14-12

your body is a toddler
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you dont have to be crazy * Text: You don't have to be CRAZY to work here...In fact it's prohibited
03-13-12

you dont have to be crazy
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weak jawline bro * Text: Weak jawline brow. Nah bro, look closer. flex flex flex flex.
03-12-12

weak jawline bro
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet warning * Text: warning no good internet for 100 miles
03-11-12

internet warning
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: take your coat sir * Text: Take your coat, sir?
03-10-12

take your coat sir
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: anthropology 4000 * Text: ANTHROPOLOGY: THE YEAR 4000 People who could throw or hold these balls got paid millions...some kind of religious ritual, no doubt. Mmhmm.
03-09-12

anthropology 4000
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to kindergarten * Text: Welcome to kindergarten! Hope you like homework!
03-08-12

welcome to kindergarten
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boycott clocks * Text: BOYCOTT CLOCKS Fascist fuckin' clock tryin'a tell me when to do stuff
03-07-12

boycott clocks
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breakfast menu all day * Text:
03-06-12

breakfast menu all day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: always so dismissive * Text: Why are you always so dismissive to me?! Ask your mother.
03-05-12

always so dismissive
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: animals on prozac * Text: ANIMALS ON PROZAC Good luck cumin y'all
03-04-12

animals on prozac
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: includes sense of purpose * Text: Over 500 games! Includes sense of purpose! Offer only valid if your purpose is to shout racial slurs at children.
03-03-12

includes sense of purpose
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the i * Text: I'm the I in LAZINESS
03-02-12

the i
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: get a computer * Text: Get a computer Why are you reading an actual paper. This guy.
03-01-12

get a computer
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec