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seven deadly sins 1 sloth 2-7 whatever
social media gurus knows how to create a facebook page can post to twitter reads over 30 blogs
read the lease again you agreed to be my friend what are we doing tonight
give me all your teeth
yes like a book oh you were reading like reading a book reading
portion sizes your portion size but you ate this too
nnno the prollems that whiskeysa meaholic
not now mom im calling the kettle black
you kidll never know what its like to tell the tvs on in another room from the high pitched whine it makes
here try one for free if you need more soda you know where to go
its been over a week are you going to reply to my email or not
live cultures get that outta here dude its yogurt
i dont watch foreign films if i wanted to read while people were speaking another language id bring a book to the chinese restaurant
kickstarter living in an apartment
i dont create new things idiot i take things that already exist and make them look like an old video game
youre getting bullied you know what i used to do to bullies yeah dad youve only told me a million times snip snip right
dont tailgate or ill tweet about you
its ironic you know what i mean of course i dont wanna play shuffleboard but we can be like ohh im so ooold
overall youre pretty healthy the only thing of note is that your mental evaluation indicated you have problems giving a shit
toddler martini 2 oz tocklate milk 2 oz apple duice two goh fish trackers mix and then pour on dads computer
whenever i order food for pickup i always give them the name sunglasses and walk up to the counter without saying a word hi did you wait pickup order for sunglasses right
optimism vs pessimism you beat millions of other sperm to the egg youre a winner there were millions like you you were the only one who survived
im going downstairs you need anything yeah grab me a sense of purpose
thats not music its just a guy yelling over a car alarm its not a car alarm dad its an airhorn
you got plenty nipples dog start making me some milk
new food winter 2012 cheez it dust old regretful ill be on the floor bring anything over and put it in my mouth i dont care
how to use a smartphone 5% calls texts facebook web apps 95% portable electronic mirror
congressional tiebreakers 1 flip a coin if it lands the poor get fucked 2 pull a wishbone if it breaks invade some country 3 who needs to break a tie when youre both owned by the same companies
2 pretty 4 math 2 dumb 5 math two pretty four math two dumb five math
throw that bag in the trash ive bought weird wet sandwiches for everyone to eat during our lunchtime meeting today
youre busy this weekend too keep it up and im taking down the shrine i made from your facebook pics and loose hair
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month): 2012: jan : feb 2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec 2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec |
