Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: use emoticons while talking * Text: Don't you wish we could use emotions while talking? Kinda yes and kinda I use my face for that already.
04-30-12

use emoticons while talking
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: overqualified for this * Text: I'm sorry, sir, but you're overqualified for this position... We were looking for something without dignity.
04-29-12

overqualified for this
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: locally grown tomatoes * Text: And our tomatoes are hyper-locally grown
04-28-12

locally grown tomatoes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: driving barefoot * Text: What's wrong with driving barefoot? That's how people did it before shoes were invented.
04-27-12

driving barefoot
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love karaoke * Text: I LOVE KARAOKE!!! Too bad this is the post office.
04-26-12

i love karaoke
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i before e * Text:
04-25-12

i before e
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: champion eater * Text: CHAMPION EATER! What contest? Just a little one called LIFE.
04-24-12

champion eater
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: deathbed 2060 * Text: DEATHBED: 2060 P...please...tell everyone that I like coke more than pepsi.
04-23-12

deathbed 2060
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: barely legal joke * Text: Dude, that joke was barely legal. What do you mean? It's eighteen years old.
04-22-12

barely legal joke
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: like eighteen more months * Text: I can't believe I got like 18 more months until I can say cusses.
04-21-12

like eighteen more months
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i like this shirt * Text: I LIKE THIS SHIRT WHERE'D I GET IT
04-20-12

i like this shirt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: have to keep watching * Text: No, you have to keep watching! It gets really good after the eighth season.
04-19-12

have to keep watching
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thanks brain * Text: You should lie down and try to go to sleep so I can remind you of your problems!
04-18-12

thanks brain
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weird guys tweeting * Text: Weird guy here is tweeting about me. Some guy is tweeting about me. #weirdo
04-17-12

weird guys tweeting
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boner laughs * Text: How would you like it if I laughed every time YOU got a boner?!
04-16-12

boner laughs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the east pole * Text: The North Pole was too far away, but here we are...the EAST pole! And it's right in our back yard!
04-15-12

the east pole
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cola button * Text: Is there something wrong with your drink? No, I've just never ordered a soda and actually had someone push down the
04-14-12

cola button
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lightnin butt * Text: Lightnin' butt 500 mg of caffeine in a comfortably-shaped assplicator! I REALLY LIKE IT FEELS GREAT BUY IT
04-13-12

lightnin butt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what do your knuckle tats say * Text: Yo, man, what do your knuckle tats say POLYDACTYLY
04-12-12

what do your knuckle tats say
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: planet earth * Text: PLANET EARTH
04-11-12

planet earth
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: party food * Text: How long have these crackers say out? I dunno...couple months maybe?
04-10-12

party food
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: couldnt hear you * Text: What's that? I couldn't hear you over your family's bad parenting.
04-09-12

couldnt hear you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: heart murmur * Text: Do you hear that? Yeah, it's my heart murmur. Mmm come here baby lemme show ya how to love.
04-08-12

heart murmur
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: valid social security number * Text: Sir,
04-07-12

valid social security number
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: personal training time * Text: Ok, I'm ready to train! What are we doing? Pecs, biceps, thighs... Oh no, none of that. You're gonna roll around on this ball.
04-06-12

personal training time
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youll catch a cold * Text: Don't come into contact with a rhinovirus...you'll catch a cold
04-05-12

youll catch a cold
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a new shock video * Text: Why are you watching a girl make coffee? It's a new shock video... 2 Master's degrees, 2 cup of half-caf soy mocha
04-04-12

a new shock video
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eating has consequences * Text: You eat all them M&Ms or you ain't getting' no snack after yer ice cream!!!
04-03-12

eating has consequences
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wasting money on a new phone * Text: There's nothing wrong with this phone. I'm not wasting money to upgrade. How about this...you can keep it if you can show it to one person and not have them laugh and say
04-02-12

wasting money on a new phone
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boiled leg * Text: Hey, did you want this hard boiled or soft?
04-01-12

boiled leg
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec