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serotonin and dopamine technically the only two things you enjoy
mr abdominal hey you wanna stop staring ill do sit up all over your ass buddy
ive reviewed your college plan and as your counselor i dont think you should list being cool as your backup school
whoa stop stop thats a colon not a semicolon
im not a hipster she is he is he is he is
gathering of the puggalos only 1.00 to see all 8 of her nipplez
i cant even tell what theyre saying thats because opera is sung in italian dad
wardens out sick im his substitute were just gonna have study cell today
synthesizer synthemasizer
check out this wine i got it was bottles in 1939 you know what its called no whats it wait its called the grape depression isnt it
baby monitor lizard listen to your baby from another room eats bugs and rodents can reproduce via parthenogenesis
tired need coffee must be alert to operate coffeemaker
legalize weed tax pizza
atts reception sucks i have one bar att is great :)
see an acorn pick it up all day long youll have an acorn
will shit talk other world leaders 4 food
morgellons pranks look what i found behind your ear morgellons is real you might have it click here
doctor may i have a moment of your space time
please flip over to play other side of music library
electronic music flowchart boom tock eeeowwww bloop tsh reeeee wub wub wub ts chk doop kshhhh
ice cream hands 29.99 girl you know i got ice cream hands
i drive real erratically when im sober so if im ever drunk a cop will radio in and theyll tell him no that guy always drives like that
god damn daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnmm
why is the sky blue probably cause of people like buying stuff at walmart and not being organic you know monsanto republicans
election 2060 i will scale back piss robot funding by twenty percent i will ask the piss robots not to aim for peoples mouths all the time
you quit looking for work at all how does that help the economy well technically im not unemployed now
pests for the new decade 2010s mp3llipedes multitouch beetles i dont know ants phone ants
baby uggs more appropriate than adult uggs
casino work no windows very few windows encouraged to stay late encouraged to stay late as long as you dont get overtime pit boss is a dick boss is a dick free drinks no drinks small chance you'll make a whole lot of money nope
i tried to wear a button down shirt today but the buttons kept popping off every time my muscles bulged
down with consumerism
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