Crudbump: Rap & Beats
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2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: writers block * Text: writers block huh thats funny cause im a lawyer and i never get lawyers block
12-31-11

writers block
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: upgraded cup sizes * Text: upgrade to the 2048 oz gulpmaster for only $0.99
12-30-11

upgraded cup sizes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a virus or something * Text: i think i got a virus or something on there lets see search history clown butt clown b hole mime starfish clown mime butt yeah definitely a virus
12-29-11

a virus or something
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a complete work environment * Text: no work environment is complete without the guy who walks around whistling one long single note
12-28-11

a complete work environment
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chinese food menu * Text: wow you have 600 different entrees that amazing ill take the general tsos chicken
12-27-11

chinese food menu
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cyberbullying 1992 * Text: cyberbullying 1992 i just have to hack through virtual reality and then i can call that guy a nerd
12-26-11

cyberbullying 1992
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ear puds * Text: ear puds $6.99
12-25-11

ear puds
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when did we get a laugh track * Text: do you hear that when did we get a laugh track
12-24-11

when did we get a laugh track
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: veal is cruelty to cows maybe * Text: ugh youre getting veal dont you think cows should live in captivity longer before we kill and eat them
12-23-11

veal is cruelty to cows maybe
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop climbing on the table * Text: i could get down and stop climbing on the table or you could be a responsible dad and buy a table that wont break
12-22-11

stop climbing on the table
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the ghost of dont poop inside * Text: wooooooo im the ghost of dont poop inside
12-21-11

the ghost of dont poop inside
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: special order instructions * Text: special instructions rub your butt on the box before you mail it
12-20-11

special order instructions
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my own kids * Text: why is your son laughing and having fun i would never let my own kids do that
12-19-11

my own kids
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster news * Text: the good news is that your hamster is in a better place or maybe nowhere at all depending on if youve figured out theres no afterlife you havent no ok two bad news for you then
12-18-11

hamster news
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dinner in the usa * Text: dinner in the usa we know youve been waiting a long time so we made your dinner and then dumped it in the sea and we dont have a picture of it because thats just gross
12-17-11

dinner in the usa
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lost about five pounds * Text: yeah ive lost about five pounds already
12-16-11

lost about five pounds
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: comment man * Text: knows more on every subject than you do armed with superior depth of experience not afraid to say so he is comment man
12-15-11

comment man
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bitch ass teacher * Text: my teacher is such a bitch ass dont say that bitch is a really sexist word how about you say shes an asshole ass instead
12-14-11

bitch ass teacher
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: american coffee * Text: its like irish coffee but its an american coffee you mix coffee and bud light then put cool whip on top
12-13-11

american coffee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a banjo accordion * Text: does a man play a banjo accordion because he is lonely or is he lonely because of it
12-12-11

a banjo accordion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a nigerian prince * Text: if an actual nigerian prince ever has to move a few million dollars out of the country how is he going to find anyone to help him
12-11-11

a nigerian prince
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: break in case of emergency * Text: break in case of emergency being bored is not an emergency
12-10-11

break in case of emergency
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: can you use it in a sentence * Text: sure ill use it in a sentence youre going to be fired if you keep spellin peoples words back to them
12-09-11

can you use it in a sentence
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youre out of money * Text: youre out of money why dont you get a job as an investment banker lazy
12-08-11

youre out of money
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: recession salad * Text: recession salad 1 shred overdraft past due notices 2 garnish with tears 3 eat while listening to republicans argue over the best way to tax you more
12-07-11

recession salad
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: changed our menu * Text: weve changed our menu slightly to remove the things you liked
12-06-11

changed our menu
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sing your song for grandma * Text: can you go sing your song for grandma ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
12-05-11

sing your song for grandma
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: really cool and fun * Text: warning concentrating and inhaling the contents of this canister may be really cool and fun
12-04-11

really cool and fun
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a rising tide * Text: a rising tide lifts all choads
12-03-11

a rising tide
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its for a friend * Text: its uh its for a friend i dont even like coffee
12-02-11

its for a friend
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: real homeland security * Text: real homeland security did you hear that whats that light im staying up here what was that thump is there someone downstairs
12-01-11

real homeland security
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec