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writers block huh thats funny cause im a lawyer and i never get lawyers block
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i think i got a virus or something on there lets see search history clown butt clown b hole mime starfish clown mime butt yeah definitely a virus
no work environment is complete without the guy who walks around whistling one long single note
wow you have 600 different entrees that amazing ill take the general tsos chicken
cyberbullying 1992 i just have to hack through virtual reality and then i can call that guy a nerd
ear puds $6.99
do you hear that when did we get a laugh track
ugh youre getting veal dont you think cows should live in captivity longer before we kill and eat them
i could get down and stop climbing on the table or you could be a responsible dad and buy a table that wont break
wooooooo im the ghost of dont poop inside
special instructions rub your butt on the box before you mail it
why is your son laughing and having fun i would never let my own kids do that
the good news is that your hamster is in a better place or maybe nowhere at all depending on if youve figured out theres no afterlife you havent no ok two bad news for you then
dinner in the usa we know youve been waiting a long time so we made your dinner and then dumped it in the sea and we dont have a picture of it because thats just gross
yeah ive lost about five pounds already
knows more on every subject than you do armed with superior depth of experience not afraid to say so he is comment man
my teacher is such a bitch ass dont say that bitch is a really sexist word how about you say shes an asshole ass instead
its like irish coffee but its an american coffee you mix coffee and bud light then put cool whip on top
does a man play a banjo accordion because he is lonely or is he lonely because of it
if an actual nigerian prince ever has to move a few million dollars out of the country how is he going to find anyone to help him
break in case of emergency being bored is not an emergency
sure ill use it in a sentence youre going to be fired if you keep spellin peoples words back to them
youre out of money why dont you get a job as an investment banker lazy
recession salad 1 shred overdraft past due notices 2 garnish with tears 3 eat while listening to republicans argue over the best way to tax you more
weve changed our menu slightly to remove the things you liked
can you go sing your song for grandma ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
warning concentrating and inhaling the contents of this canister may be really cool and fun
a rising tide lifts all choads
its uh its for a friend i dont even like coffee
real homeland security did you hear that whats that light im staying up here what was that thump is there someone downstairs
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