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for sale snow plow works good should rhyme but doesnt also available enough dough freak steak
record labels adopt the radiohead model were going to pay you whatever we want
thousands will enter but only one will become mr asshole its not reality its a dozen dickwads locked in a rented mansion with infinite booze premieres tuesday after cryladies
ultimate metal quadruple kick drums no other drums
got some good news for you its not rectal morgellons youve just got butt hair
a spoonful of nutella makes the nutella go down
fun fact if youve ever dreamed that you found a secret room in your house thats not really there it means that you have a brain tumor
sports math for people who hate nerds math art for people who hate artists art sports for people who hate themselves
you like venn diagrams i like venn diagrams lets intersect
my mom sent us a card to congratulate us on cohabitating statistically if you eventually marry youll probably get divorced
thats a designer laptop are you sure it looks just like a regular computer im positive i stole it from karl lagerfeld
my finace and i are real big into rioting so were gonna honeymoon at the g14 summit or g18 whichever ones next
pine cone pine cylinder pine cube i dont know where i was going with this
how do you get a job without experience work your way thru irrelevant low paying jobs for years discover you cant advance consider going back to school lie
i love waking up
thermodynamics posits that the universe with reach heat death at a time well call t t is the day i no longer have to mow the lawn
dear drew congratulations on your move to new house are you looking for a new dentist now that youre move to new house we thought youd like to come in for a teeth cleaning
your moms gonna know we were burning incense in here it reeks lets smoke some weed to cover up the smell
i wanna make one of them podcasts wheres the button for the guy who talks in between your songs
genetically modified dogs these dogs have been modified by chinese scientist breeders over hundreds of years heres how to spot a genetically modified dog pug constantly pants sheds prolifically wrinkled skin flat face fat butt tightly curled tail
my life beef jerky
childrens toy makers are constantly facing a dilemma is x for x ray or xylophone lets fix this once and for all xiraffe xipper xoes
you have to learn to like yourself before you expect a girl to fall in like with you
become a fan of hungry man meals on facebook heh who would want to do that lets ironically be a fan of hungry man on facebook
behold it looks just like a regular LP but it holds over 100 midi files whoa
you want it in another house no can do buddy now if you wanted your piano moved like over there sure
this deed lists our address as 2533i washington st i think we might have bought an imaginary house
its not that i dont like what youre wearing exactly i just think you need to find a way to go back in time and apologize to 1992
im sorry sir we usually dont hire straight into the theorist position youd have to apply as a conspiracy assistant and move up from there
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