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do you have a dollar give me a dollar for yes give me a 20 for no
buffalo wings finally ive made something newspaper worthy
facebook 2012 you were tagged in an album by secret bathroom cam you have been caught thinking about leaving work early should you dump your girlfriend facebook thinks so
how does imagination work relax clear your mind everything is going wrong and you can't stop it
stop the drug war look closely kids if you take any of these you will die painfully if not for the money we could make thru taxation if not to free millions imprisoned on nonviolent charges if not for the health safety and education of drug users if not in the interest of freedom for adults then in revenge for making us sit through dare classes for years
good news atlas shrugged nad news no more nascar and also you have to be a farmer now
i wear long satin shorts on the outside because long satin shorts is how i feel on the inside
how to become a landlord examine your soul sell or dispose of it start rentin
hows that appletini it doesnt taste too bad but all of a sudden i want to put on some high waisted jeans and watch oprah reruns
welcome to foodieland get sousvide'd in the immersion heater a fruit you'll never see in real life in yubuville decontructed ferris wheek parsnip puree entrance $75
this robot uses a neural network to learn about the world we hooked him up to the internet and he's been learning for years is that your boss he looks gay as hell do not want
in bed there are over 40000 species of spiders
new thingamajigs for 2011 whatsit doohicky mr thing
dont wash your hands what if all the germs are in the soap
every time i see you you got a box you got some kinda thing for boxes huh im like that but for women
have you told your friends on the torrent site how pretty your wife is yet
extreme male makeover
accomplishment peace or valium nobody relaxes for free
well that explains it homeopathic deodorant antiperspirant contains 10 -70 g active ingredient
at the sounds of the insult it will be exactly 1233 pm you are a disappointment to your parents
crime scene ive been really into a mugging over on tompkins st you probably havent heard of it
everyone is different they all like different bands
from the makers of roomba its cornba automatically harvests corn and turns it into prepackaged microwave food
animal rights nobamaim not a racist i just dont like black fish
i used to hate it when the drive through lady said see you tomorrow but now i am glad at least one person thinks i leave the house everyday
its time you got your shit together and left our house youre 35 in dog years and you cant even mow our lawn
a venetian blind date whats that oh its like a regular date but the man shows up covered in dust
flap flap flap
you still tryin to holla at that postdoc she fine as hell man it aint even about bein fine son she got me quantum entangled with them slacks she always wears
im a consulting consultant i can help you with consulting heres my card all the consulting consultant consultants agree im the best
rejected life hacks wash both hands at one time drive faster leave fridge open for faster access
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