Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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are you the victim of a bunch of crap have you ben handed a big bag of baloney call mr lawyer ill get you the cash you deserve
your resume says you know russian thats very unique oh i dont know how to speak russian just fake russian you know like (russian in cyrillic font)
nah nothins wrong with me if i get stuck in a long meeting i start pumping it up, look concerned and rush out of the room
these are siamese humping dogs you cant keep them in the same tank or theyll hump to the death
lex i cog ra per n a man reputed for his sexual potency the coolest see also awesome
im bringing my black light so we can search the hotel room for hidden messages
have a good weekend oh tuesday all right have a good tuesday then
allergy warning may contain nuts
time travel possible if you can travel back in time prove it by drawing a dick in this empty box before i post this image
ambien walrus come with me on an adventure youll never remember
well no i think i might be agnostic but im not sure
chickchickchicken chicken nuggets stuff into chicken breasts stuff into whole chicken
id love to talk to you later avogadro can i get your number you gonna need a bigger piece of pater than that baby
i want to be a cat when i grow up internet access no internet access meeeooowwww
well im sorry but you cant leave that soon company policy requires you submit a 1560 week notice
behold the strongadoodle what does it do its like a magnadoodle but instead of manetism you draw using the strong nuclear force
super fresh yogurt so fresh its still milk
thats awesome whats your novel gonna be about well so far its about a writer who cant think of what he wants to write a novel about
with the minor success of chessboxing sports entrepreneurs are creating a host of new combination sports here are a few javelintendo pro wrestlingin rummy nascarubiks cube
gourmet instant coffee 30 cups free coffee redeem at coffeeshop
son i found this bottle of mad dog in your room do you want to grow up to be a hobo there are plenty of inexpensive cabernets out these days
no not a medical doctoe im a cussologist got my degree in fuck studies
aw dude put your shoes back on it smells like you were cookin lamb in here
now we just wait for someone to spawn and BLAM
2012 the crapture ordinary citizens are stunned as wall street executives bad parkers ambulance chasers flakes litterers and other craphats are taken up into the sky for eternity
american flavored soup mix what does america even taste like its prety bland but if you put it in your pantry itll take over the other soup
no we dont need you to give a presentation we were telling our clients about your head and they wanted to see it in person
here are the plans for your new house what do you think hot hot always too hot always too hot cold cold always too cold
drownding n similar to drowning but takes place in a crick or holler
whoa nice eel howd you get one of those thats actually a lee looks like an eel but it swims backwards
free land out west pro no cost con farther west than you may prefer
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec