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im in perfect shape and always have been no matter what i eat or drink and i think fat people just need to diet and exercise
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this is totally gonna be facebooks fault when we post these pics of ourselves with dildos on our heads on the internet
mass media theory vs reality the radio will allow us to educate our citizens everywhere gonna put my dick in you we will use television to broadcast learning programs and teach science to our children scream with me when all the computers are connected educators can share resources nope lol
fun fact if your commercial features people noisily chewing and smacking their lips i will assume ill have to sit next to them if i eat in your restaurant
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naw i dont need nothin just wonderin where you get your capes made
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well ambien walrus i guess i cant eat all the cookies in a 3 lb family pack myth busted lets go for a drive
33.333% of all statistics are less precise than they appear
final phase after youve lost all the weight you want to lose slowly gain it all back plus five extra pounds
thats cool i dont know anyone else who does voiceovers no im doing voice unders subliminal stuff you probably havent heard it
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eat the chicken nuggets or i'll enhanced interrogate you and sentence you to your room without a civilian trial
relationship status its complex
my sons really sensitive and intelligent so you have a montessori masters program
boolean hair logic a b and or xor
could you sob a little quieter some of my friends are bored with my facebook updates about how much you cry
i drink plenty of water look have you ever been on a highway in los angeles at rush hour yes why well im stopped up like that
aunt traps by git em 99% effective i baked you a pecan pie please let me go
so thats it any questions deckosphere a 1 km tall deck built over 100% of the earths surface increases the surface area by 160000 km2 more room for everyone
how do you hide something from the landlord put it anywhere in your apartment/house and then ask him to come fix something
wehhhhhh look it doesnt matter where your family is from drinking scotch during work hours is explicitly forbidden in the handbook
these colors dont run or walk
contract with america naw its just a bunch of legalese you dont have to read it sign at the x
solitude sometimes all we need is an empty room silence and access to the largest repository of news and entertainment ever created
i i suck excuse me oh sorry our wirings real bad here whats this about you sucking
i can email this to you ill save it in a pretty dumb file a dumb file you know a pdf
meta meta blog im not sure if i should be meta blogging or writing about meta blogging
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