Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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common bicycling injuries crick in neck from looking down nose at auto drivers vocal cords strained from yelling share the road critical fass broken toe from angrily kicking cars that pass too close
she smelled wonderful like a pack of newly opened magic cards
computer for sale 500 regular laptop will leave all my personal files on it for an additional 300
superdelegates between elections ill just take these pants that are on sale for half off those pants arent on sale sir fifty percent is a good deal thanks for the sale
hate your kids try scary clown nitelite now available in damon zex
do you know how to make pie crust yeah easy get a giant ball of pie mantle and expose it to the vacuum of space
you say mouth breather but all i hear is oh look at me i can breathe through my nooooooooose
fun fact egyptian cat food was very expensive so cats were often entombed with their owners
what your name turn over for answ i dont care what your name is
my friends are gonna throw me a bachelorette party but were all introverts so each person is gonna bring a book and well switch around and read all night
sir you'll have to stop right there weve received information suggesting your mothers health may be in danger if you proceed
hey man its been a while since i trapped you in a long conversation about my medical history
hey i gotta transfer this file that is like 10 gigs can you help hmmm ten gigs have you tried using a computer to do it
do you like my f**k yeah and that s**t is pretty sharp too
how about this one if you can read this my other bumper sticker peeled off
how much should i tip build a bear 10% riot police $5-10 soda machine loose change back into parked car $1-3 or leave note good blog entry 15-20% successful surgery 10% of deductible
no you wouldnt be renting the whole room the sublet is just for this corner
this next song is only one measure long its in the time signature of 3.480/4
wow youre a card counter that sounds pretty hard nah there are usually 52
whoa watch it i am im just training for the 2016 spill olympics in brazil
whats your dog doing expressing his anal gland you know what really bugs me
yeah people say im pretty easily offended really you seem pretty cool to me w what i thought we were friends
as the beat started a chill washed over the young rapper he knew what it was hed run completely out of rap
finally my security deposit's here your deposit $700 deductions fake problem 150 problem you asked me to fix but i didnt 400 carpet is still stained from before you moved in 100 fake yard problem 50
when i put these glases on you youre a normal sun but you formaldehyde son heh heh formaldehyde son
heyyy baaaby you got a purdy hurdy gurdy.
future pandemics h3n1 dog flu 2018 h5n1 avian flu remiz 2030 h2d2 robot flu 2042 h1n1,exe singularity flu 2050
here take my card im a rage coach whats a rage coach its like a life coach but i focus on teaching you how to be mad
well to be honest id look at the internet and drink coffee all day at home so i figure i might as well get health insurance
i dont think we need to build casinos in ohio if you wanna gamble have some lake erie sushi
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec