Crudbump: Rap & Beats
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2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: common bicycling injuries * Text: common bicycling injuries crick in neck from looking down nose at auto drivers vocal cords strained from yelling share the road critical fass broken toe from angrily kicking cars that pass too close
11-30-09

common bicycling injuries
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: smelled wonderful * Text: she smelled wonderful like a pack of newly opened magic cards
11-29-09

smelled wonderful
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computer for sale * Text: computer for sale 500 regular laptop will leave all my personal files on it for an additional 300
11-28-09

computer for sale
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: superdelegates between elections * Text: superdelegates between elections ill just take these pants that are on sale for half off those pants arent on sale sir fifty percent is a good deal thanks for the sale
11-27-09

superdelegates between elections
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scary clown nitelite * Text: hate your kids try scary clown nitelite now available in damon zex
11-26-09

scary clown nitelite
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to make pie crust * Text: do you know how to make pie crust yeah easy get a giant ball of pie mantle and expose it to the vacuum of space
11-25-09

how to make pie crust
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mouth breather * Text: you say mouth breather but all i hear is oh look at me i can breathe through my nooooooooose
11-24-09

mouth breather
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: egyptian cat food * Text: fun fact egyptian cat food was very expensive so cats were often entombed with their owners
11-23-09

egyptian cat food
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats your name * Text: what your name turn over for answ i dont care what your name is
11-22-09

whats your name
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: introvert bachelorette party * Text: my friends are gonna throw me a bachelorette party but were all introverts so each person is gonna bring a book and well switch around and read all night
11-21-09

introvert bachelorette party
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sidewalk health warning for moms * Text: sir you'll have to stop right there weve received information suggesting your mothers health may be in danger if you proceed
11-20-09

sidewalk health warning for moms
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its been a while * Text: hey man its been a while since i trapped you in a long conversation about my medical history
11-19-09

its been a while
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ten gigs * Text: hey i gotta transfer this file that is like 10 gigs can you help hmmm ten gigs have you tried using a computer to do it
11-18-09

ten gigs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talking with asterisks * Text: do you like my f**k yeah and that s**t is pretty sharp too
11-17-09

talking with asterisks
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bumper sticker shopping * Text: how about this one if you can read this my other bumper sticker peeled off
11-16-09

bumper sticker shopping
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how much should i tip * Text: how much should i tip build a bear 10% riot police $5-10 soda machine loose change back into parked car $1-3 or leave note good blog entry 15-20% successful surgery 10% of deductible
11-15-09

how much should i tip
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: corner sublet * Text: no you wouldnt be renting the whole room the sublet is just for this corner
11-14-09

corner sublet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one measure long * Text: this next song is only one measure long its in the time signature of 3.480/4
11-13-09

one measure long
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: card counter * Text: wow youre a card counter that sounds pretty hard nah there are usually 52
11-12-09

card counter
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whoa watch it * Text: whoa watch it i am im just training for the 2016 spill olympics in brazil
11-11-09

whoa watch it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: anal gland * Text: whats your dog doing expressing his anal gland you know what really bugs me
11-10-09

anal gland
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: easily offended * Text: yeah people say im pretty easily offended really you seem pretty cool to me w what i thought we were friends
11-09-09

easily offended
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: completely out of rap * Text: as the beat started a chill washed over the young rapper he knew what it was hed run completely out of rap
11-08-09

completely out of rap
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: security deposit * Text: finally my security deposit's here your deposit $700 deductions fake problem 150 problem you asked me to fix but i didnt 400 carpet is still stained from before you moved in 100 fake yard problem 50
11-07-09

security deposit
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: formaldehyde son * Text: when i put these glases on you youre a normal sun but you formaldehyde son heh heh formaldehyde son
11-06-09

formaldehyde son
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: renaissance fair pickup artist * Text: heyyy baaaby you got a purdy hurdy gurdy.
11-05-09

renaissance fair pickup artist
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: future pandemics * Text: future pandemics h3n1 dog flu 2018 h5n1 avian flu remiz 2030 h2d2 robot flu 2042 h1n1,exe singularity flu 2050
11-04-09

future pandemics
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rage coach * Text: here take my card im a rage coach whats a rage coach its like a life coach but i focus on teaching you how to be mad
11-03-09

rage coach
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: so what drew you to our company * Text: well to be honest id look at the internet and drink coffee all day at home so i figure i might as well get health insurance
11-02-09

so what drew you to our company
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cleveland sushi buffet is a euphemism * Text: i dont think we need to build casinos in ohio if you wanna gamble have some lake erie sushi
11-01-09

cleveland sushi buffet is a euphemism
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec