Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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sir you'll have to stop right there weve received information suggesting your mothers health may be in danger if you proceed

hey man its been a while since i trapped you in a long conversation about my medical history

hey i gotta transfer this file that is like 10 gigs can you help hmmm ten gigs have you tried using a computer to do it

do you like my f**k yeah and that s**t is pretty sharp too

how about this one if you can read this my other bumper sticker peeled off

how much should i tip build a bear 10% riot police $5-10 soda machine loose change back into parked car $1-3 or leave note good blog entry 15-20% successful surgery 10% of deductible

no you wouldnt be renting the whole room the sublet is just for this corner

this next song is only one measure long its in the time signature of 3.480/4

wow youre a card counter that sounds pretty hard nah there are usually 52

whoa watch it i am im just training for the 2016 spill olympics in brazil

whats your dog doing expressing his anal gland you know what really bugs me

yeah people say im pretty easily offended really you seem pretty cool to me w what i thought we were friends

as the beat started a chill washed over the young rapper he knew what it was hed run completely out of rap

finally my security deposit's here your deposit $700 deductions fake problem 150 problem you asked me to fix but i didnt 400 carpet is still stained from before you moved in 100 fake yard problem 50

when i put these glases on you youre a normal sun but you formaldehyde son heh heh formaldehyde son

heyyy baaaby you got a purdy hurdy gurdy.

future pandemics h3n1 dog flu 2018 h5n1 avian flu remiz 2030 h2d2 robot flu 2042 h1n1,exe singularity flu 2050

here take my card im a rage coach whats a rage coach its like a life coach but i focus on teaching you how to be mad

well to be honest id look at the internet and drink coffee all day at home so i figure i might as well get health insurance

i dont think we need to build casinos in ohio if you wanna gamble have some lake erie sushi

Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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