Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
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2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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if you like coffee why not try more coffee stronger coffee drink coffee every day
webcomics a study i draw comics some of them are made into shirts some of the tshirts are sold i get some of the money some of the money is turned into baby formula some of the formula is turned into doo doo i draw a comic about it
ive got it stop what youre doing we need to make a website that organizes all the different websites that organize bookmarks
crazy world croquet edition you ready to see the big game champ crazy yeah sales are up so i got a platinum core mallet wow rover ball that means you have to chug everything's different in crazy world.
im sorry were hiring a bookkeeper you know like an accountant
american xenophobia reaches its two possible conclusions we can either build a wall to keep out foreign oil or figure out how to power our cars with illegal immigrants
200 calories a day = 10 cans of fat free whipped cream
i think im gonna go with these i can get transition lenses in here right FUCK YOU
come on pick up the pace we gotta get these mugs done today your really starting to put the ass blowing in glassblowing
well either you can take down the poster or my room is gonna have to be the makeout room for the party racist furry baby hater and proud
i know you work on the internet dad but can you not wear your Mr t at my balls shirt to the parent teacher conference tonight
headaches are a tool of the CIA to control cartoonists who threaten to expost the aaaaaaAAAAH my head aaaAAAH okay okay ill stop
our stock value is tanking how are we gonna get outta this one easy blame the poor if theyd just get some goddamn money and buy our stock wed be fine
what are you doing praying for lower gas prices oh huh have you heard of darfur no do they have cheap gas there
raw beef leaving your teeth bloody and stained try tartare controlwhat
F see me tomorrow abstract the more graphs you make the less cool you become
in one hand i hold the help wanted section of the newspaper in the other i hold a list of ways you can earn a living by sleeping in the basement and playing halo all night
rahm emmanuel lewis the littlest chief of staff
you wrote a post apocalyptic novel and its just about a guy who works at an ipod junkyard theres more to it than that for example the junkyard dog is an aibo
other shoppers in this aisle bought 41% chips 38% salsa 17% peanuts
love me chester the new reality show about one dogs quest for love theres only one bone left and you know what that means salty lil crotchy potato ho topic and perfume please step forward
now you dont need a job here just set this out on your desk at school
breaking news the international bonglympics has censured one of its star athletes after it was discovered that he had gone swimming dude i am very sorry like totally he said in a statement issued tuesday
have you even thought about what youll be doing in five years sure ill be in seventh grade probably have to do some homework keep my room clean
lasik os contains 100% of your RDA for eye laser
my sons on the gold star system he gets gold stars for brushing his teeth and cleaning his toys up thats a great idea and every week we take 25% of his stars to teach him about taxes
i went around and insulated the house with that plastic wrap check it out looks gr wait did you put it over the door how are we going to go anywhere oh im sorry i thought we were being eco friendly not eco convenient
heres some face sanitizer go ahead and put that on before you look at anything inside the house
we originally hoped to keep chester on display until next year but youre gonna have to take him home he keeps crapping in the gift shop
here you go this is a bottle of my homebrewed beer first batch wow what kind of grain did you use some flour a little raisin bran you know whatever was in the cabinet
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
