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2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec

what would you let a girl do internet guy id let her change my oil filter id let her take my drivers license photo id let her bump my netflix up to four videos at a time

what would you let a girl do
01-31-09

what would you let a girl do
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is your dog cheating on you call dog snoopers we can help

is your dog cheating
01-30-09

is your dog cheating
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as you can see here millions of acres of grassland are turning into crabgrassland

eco disaster
01-29-09

eco disaster
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i think youre gonna have to redo the quarterly report all tim seeing is some weird graphics and phone number oh thats because its an alternate reality report call the number and itll give you a web address and once you solve the puzzle there you can see how well we did last quarter

alternate reality report
01-28-09

alternate reality report
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graphic designers in love im going to use kerning to bring i and u closer together graphic designers out of love who dont you pantone match your dick and your butt and go fuck yourself

graphic designers in love
01-27-09

graphic designers in love
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the landlord forums you have been evicted reason posting about fixing your tenants property in a reasonable time frame is strictly prohibited

you have been evicted
01-26-09

you have been evicted
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okay your application looks good fill out this personality test and then well call you after we review it record store personality test 1 you are on a deserted island would you rather bring your answer for #1 sucked you should bring a captain beefheart

record store application
01-25-09

record store application
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rap 2033 with marijuana finally legalized rapper are forced to brag about their coffee consumption forty fo inch brims

forty four inch brims
01-24-09

forty four inch brims
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want you to know that its not you its me and my new boyfriend regards

its not you its me
01-23-09

its not you its me
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we run charles on a gas oil mixture now chester our other dog is four stroke so he takes straight gas

two stroke dog
01-22-09

two stroke dog
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hi there im collecting for feed the flies over two hundred million maggots are starving to death every day do you have any perishable fod you can donate

feed the flies
01-21-09

feed the flies
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man dies in hospital malpractice the cause its how he always wanted to go his friends said

always wanted to go
01-20-09

always wanted to go
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ugh i hate it when people do stuff i know its like stop that you know

stuff sucks
01-19-09

stuff sucks
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do you think you could help me redesign my website sure what do you have so far right now just a couple blank index cards

website redesign
01-18-09

website redesign
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canada in crisis with parliament shut down by request of prime minister stephen harper how are canadians dealing with the crisis thats it im moving to the united states

canada in crisis
01-17-09

canada in crisis
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im the host of a food show and this food is amazing dont you say that about every restaurant you visit

food show host
01-16-09

food show host
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hey man youve been staying in my spare room for seven weeks now you should think about taking out a moochers insurance policy

stayin in the spare room
01-15-09

stayin in the spare room
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i been thinking about tryin that speed dating you ever do that yeah it was horrible the chick i met was missing a bunch of teeth wouldnt eat anything at the restaurant and made me buy her a bunch of sudafed

speed dating
01-14-09

speed dating
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G 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 door open door close drop a few feet and trap

elevator panel
01-13-09

elevator panel
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convince me to buy this jar of urine for five hundred bucks your time begins now

real estate license final test
01-12-09

real estate license final test
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yeah im still looking for a job yeah im eating all right speaking of which i got a free soda the other day you ever heard of guns n roses

free soda
01-11-09

free soda
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reginald cat fox williams skills fan fiction writing 45 WPM flying second life can wear ears tail for days in a row background lm like a cat fox hybrid basically with telekinesis

furry resume
01-10-09

furry resume
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weve talked about this before dont use the copier unless youre going to make enough copies for everyone

enough for everyone
01-09-09

enough for everyone
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child labor general age 5-8 rake your leaves $5 not yell in church $1 pick up all my toys mister blame me for divorce $10

child labor listings
01-08-09

child labor listings
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you wanna play cats cradle yes how do i turn it on

cats cradle
01-07-09

cats cradle
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the prince cried and complained until the king let him stay up until nine and when the prince woke up all his legos were gone the end

bedtime story
01-06-09

bedtime story
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yes you can help me i bought this bag of cotton balls claiming to be 100% natural get it home and i find out theyre full of some mystery chemical called cellulose

mystery chemical
01-05-09

mystery chemical
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spay or neuter your pets call one eight hundred hello humane society yes we are what do you mean do i get to pick

spay or neuter
01-04-09

spay or neuter
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you know what they say all women are bisexual what how so first you buy them something and then they sexual

women are bisexual
01-03-09

women are bisexual
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happy birthday baby i couldnt find that tennis bracelet you wanted but i did getcha a cycling bracelet live strong

live strong
01-02-09

live strong
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hey can i get a double jack on the rocks sure thing do you have a dive bar plus card well send you free coupons for pickled eggs

dive bar loyalty card
01-01-09

dive bar loyalty card
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec