Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
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studying instead of partying cover your tracks with coolscents where were you last night we drank a lot i was partying even harder thanks coolscents
ATM your balance $0.00 request bailout yes no
ugh its so cold outside it was freezin this morning i know man its a bummer last february it was seventy five and sunny every day
diet time activities computer typing how fast slowly medium vigously this activity uses 0.02 calories
hey man i just moved in upstairs just wanted to warn you i'm gonna have a party no problem when's it gonna be every night until you move out
eventually i started bringing my surveying equipment everywhere i went just in case i needed to make a map
all right this one is for one hundred thousand dollars in 1996 did you or did you know make a usenet post saying that you would do chelsea clinton
good news nanotech will become a reality by 2020 glad to hear your first six bites were good bad news it will mostly be used for nano blogging
did you make your bed this morning? no well heres the axe trees are outside get to work
you did it america you banded together to elect a literate intelligent president to hopefully reverse the entrenched mismanagement of our nations resources what will happen next you're gonna love my foreign policy camera guy are you following me
our funding fell through at the last minute im sorry but we wont be able to run your experiment well you know what they say always a supercollidesmade never a supercollider
did you hear my show last night got some good call ins pretty funny whoa i didnt know you were on the radio well it isnt exactly a radio show its more of a codcast
the graphics on your proposal look great but im not sure we can convince people to buy a condo in a development called poontang villa
airplane travel 9/10/01 okay here you go have a fun and safe trip mr thepilot
you got me a synthesizer module thank you the bar graph on the front shows you how annoying your synthesizer sounds
heres the written portion good luck ohio bureau of motor vehicles exam it is snowing in ohio which happens every single year do you drive as fast as possible to get home before you get in a wreck spaz out panic scrape car off drive normally
parenting feed that baby and dont shake it you complete moron 2380 ways youre note being a good parent be neurotic
farting ticket sity of columbus ohio smells like eggs beef crap kimchi cucumber old guy officer comments what did you even eat
new from apple the coldplaypod load it up with 80gb of songs and listen to coldplay rip them off in real time
seasonal allergies hat mites allergy scarf allergy winter pollen frisbee allergy spring sweat allergy swim trunk allergy summer sweater allergy thanksgiving allergy fall
i super super totally love you forever how about that i think you better try a more proportional response to the international community will be outraged.
they just came out with this youre gonna love it its like a blanket but longer its a lanket
cash 4 kids fill the envelope with your stubborn or unwanted kids then cash your check 1-800 easy
what are you gonna do now that you finished your engineering degree im gonna get out and grab some boobs like a 15 year old with a watch that stops time
$520 1br roommate wanted located near downtown your share of rent is $260 professional non smokers preferred you must stay on your side of the line
trashmeat where do you stand OK eatin the last of the meat off your wifes chicken wings who threw away my sausage its still sealed and im only a week late eatin it well its not sealed but there are a couple left still crying by the trash can sad that you cant finish eating a rotten dead bird GROSS
ill call him on my cell i got free long distance whoa are you some kind of phone phreaker yeah i got instructions from the test file called regular modern cell phones do that txt
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec