Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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whats wrong nothing great ill just let you seethe in peace then
twelve years of school five years of college still cant crack an egg without screwing it up
why get flowers when you can have an algal bloom happy anniversary
i like my coffee like i like my president infuriatingly similar to george bush
you gonna wash that mug one of these days it looks like a denture commercial
you either need to start being more productive with your time or figure out how to get paid to pace around the house and periodically look in the fridge
wh where am i youre in the hospital we had to perform an emergency appendectomy oh no did my appendix make it im sorry but no
constitutional hipsters all the later amendments really cheapened the bill of rights yeah i like the articles of confederation a lot better if youve heard of those
deoderant is not for you it is for everyone who has to smell your nasty ass
where are all my friends i thought this was a roast this is between you and me buddy sit down
one branch of english electronic music 2 step combines with garage and grime and added dub reggae references to become dubstep the genre continued to evolve becoming pubstep and finally scrubstep
chef con starts in 45 minutes are you read whats up with the jacket what are you wearing stilt shoes im chefplaying as anthony bourdain favorite band the ramones
skreeeee trouble waking up in the morning try styroclock the alarm clock that wakes you up gently with the melodious tones of two styrofoam sheets rubbing together
wow your resume is impressive ill be in touch soon beat boxer skills pff brrff pssh tcck tsh ppppp huh uh huh uh experience since the break of dawn
you dont even try to argue right well im sorry see what i mean
got the lab results back just as i suspected youve got piranha head syndrome thats what i figured do you have any meat
couch surfing accessories synthetic fiber wet suit deflects all attempts to make you go get a job beer 30 pk how can you afford beet vodka 1.5 l dude come on you dont even chip in for rent
whoa whoa theres a thunderstorm comin that forks made of metal put it down
forget about the middle class how are the rich handling the recession the recession its hold on gotta take this hello tee time at eleven no can do man plane leaves aruba at noon
well that may be true in the classical model but as i approach the speed of light i become an ideal husband
it was like literally the best movie i've ever seen literally yeah literally literally
when i die i want a pedants funeral you mean a paupers funeral nah pedants funeral after everything the priest says some guy will stand up and go well actually
whats wrong you dont like your juice this isnt local or organic if you like factory food eat it yourself
peerosion the process of moving soil rocks and other naturally occurring solids by peeing on them this is all me man ten years or peerosion
hey man check this out if you love filing taxes like i do you should get this its the 1040 very long form
im magister foxitude reporting with cat fox news this just in are liberals trying to take our tails away
buy one pint of icecream get 1 inch of freezer burn on top free
ugh this focaccia tastes like crap oh i forgot to tell you they were out of focaccia i had to get fococcyx instead
welcome to our city how was your flight sir not bad actually hmmm that not right
im a big people person you know yeah i getcha im a men man which is similar
i had horrible diarrhea last the last six times i ate cigarette butts maybe i should eat that one just in case
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec