Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: swedish english * Text: 
Swedish


Sverige


Hej.


Hur har du det?


IKEA


English


Sweden


Hello.


How are you?


Where's the goddamn little wrench that I... did you see my pegs anywhere?
Dammit.*


*
09-30-08

swedish english

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: street justice * Text: 
well, i'm not a lawyer, but i think you should take out some street justice, man


i've reviewed the details of your case, and it appears your only recourse is street justice
09-29-08

street justice

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bubble wrap the ultimate toy * Text: 
dad! DAD!! LOOK!! can i get some bubble wrap to pop!


BUBBLE WRAP
$1
09-28-08

bubble wrap the ultimate toy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: book two point zero * Text: 

no RSS feed, no comments section... this dude should really make the jump to book 2.0
09-27-08

book two point zero

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stump war * Text: 

one, two, three, four, i declare a stump war!
09-26-08

stump war

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: reading about politics * Text: 

ugh, i hate reading about politics whenever i open the newspaper


i know, it's like, don't you guys see that paying attention to what happens in the world is lame?
09-25-08

reading about politics

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how business works * Text: 

HOW BUSINESS WORKS


First, representatives from each business meet, discuss mutual interests, and forge an agreement.


They draft a contract...


CONTRACT SIGNED!


Then they try to piss all over each other without getting the contract wet.
09-24-08

how business works

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: go play with your friends * Text: 

you're bored? why don't you go play with your friends?


FRIENDZ!


PRESS START
09-23-08

go play with your friends

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: expresso * Text: 

okay, so one double
09-22-08

expresso

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: living in your car * Text: 

you've been living in your car? i had no idea... what's that like?


it's not too bad, as long as i remember not to pee in the shower


what?!


just kidding, i shower here
09-21-08

living in your car

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mkultra sound * Text: 

Project MK ULTRA-SOUND


A covert CIA operation to influence babies ultimately failed.


are you retarded?! men can't get pregnant


it's either this or the water-board
09-20-08

mkultra sound

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scavenger hunt * Text: 

are you kids ready for...a SCAVENGER HUNT?!


yes!


cool, yeah!


SCAVENGER HUNT


- Spicy chicken sandwich (no mayo)
- Biggie fries
- Biggie frosty
- Ketchup
09-19-08

scavenger hunt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: picture of my butt * Text: 

whoa, where'd you get that picture of my butt?


you left 300 of them in the copier


heh, and now you're touching my butt
09-18-08

picture of my butt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: penultimate frisbee * Text: 

hey, i'm about to go play some penultimate frisbee... you wanna come?


maybe... what's it like?


it's the second-most fun sport that you play with a frisbee
09-17-08

penultimate frisbee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: number one * Text: 

i'm from the census board... how many people are living at this address?


four billion, three hundred fifty-nine million, sixty two thousand and fourteen


WE'RE #1


Tonight's top story: The United States is officially the world's most populated nation.
09-16-08

number one

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nepotism * Text: 

dad! wait! let me go to work with you!


sorry, kiddo... not until after you go to college
09-15-08

nepotism

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: recorded for quality control * Text: 

thank you! thank you. your applause may be recorded for quality control
09-14-08

recorded for quality control

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: more than three * Text: 

MORE THAN THREE... and you're crazy!


Bumper stickers


Cats


Websites
09-13-08

more than three

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: follow your dreams * Text: 

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!


The world could always use another unemployed astronaut


WILL 4 FOOD
09-12-08

follow your dreams

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: half a beer * Text: 

woooooo!! half a beer and i'm already feelin like i got an excuse to be a dick!
09-11-08

half a beer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gutter covers * Text: 

gutter covers are all done... nothin's gettin' in these, man. sticks, leaves, rainwater... nothin'.
09-10-08

gutter covers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dadfilter * Text: 

dad?fil?ter. n. A specialized piece of software that separates Viagra/Cialis advertisements from other email, and sorts them by price for easy comparison


Inbox: Dad


BONE-TYM
100% guarantee


FRIGID-2-RIGID


POLE CONTROL
The best on the


TENACIOUS TRUNCHEON
09-09-08

dadfilter

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chicken style * Text: 

Chicken STYLE
.a modern bistro.


tasting menu


AMUSE BOUCHE.
spiced, aged rooster sperm
09-08-08

chicken style

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cornhole timeline * Text: 

CORNHOLE TIMELINE


(Actual)
(Projected)


Cornhole is invented in Ohio
heh... corn hole


Gains popularity across Midwest, from families to fraternities


American Cornhole Association standardizes rules and equipment


Lance Armstrong wins Corn de France



Cornhole doping scandal


Chinese cornholers reported to be as young as 7 or 8
09-07-08

cornhole timeline

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: blow off some steam * Text: 

i'm not being selfish! i just figured you'd like to blow off some steam by doin' my laundry, since you were at work all day
09-06-08

blow off some steam

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: atheist wedding * Text: 

hey, man... how's the wedding planning goin'?


ah, it's okay... my fiancee wants an atheist wedding


what's that like?


it's a lot like a regular wedding, but there's no afterparty... everyone just.... ceases to be there
09-05-08

atheist wedding

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: acne bacne sacne crackne * Text: 

ACNE cream


BACNE cream


SACNE cream


CRACKNE cream


4.00
09-04-08

acne bacne sacne crackne

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: great muffin recipe * Text: 

how do you make such great muffins? i have to have your recipe


it's easy... stew in bitter resentment for thirty years, then preheat the oven and follow the instructions on the box
09-03-08

great muffin recipe

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: liquid helium wrestling * Text: 

PHYSICS DEPT NEWS


FUNDRAISER!
Liquid Helium Wrestling
09-02-08

liquid helium wrestling

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ohio alterations * Text: 

4100


OHIO ALTERATIONS


-Add an Ohio State Logo to ANYTHING!
$4.99
09-01-08

ohio alterations

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec