Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: strobe light commercial * Text: 

STROBE LIGHT


STROBE LIGHT


stops epileptic burglars in their tracks!
05-31-08

strobe light commercial
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dangerous new jokes * Text: 

What are you doing?! don't you know how dangerous new jokes are? say something about linux and call it a day


NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR ELECTRONIC HUMOR
05-30-08

dangerous new jokes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: foodies around the world * Text: 

FOODIES AROUND THE WORLD


Today's episode: Angola


ANGOLA


yes, i try to eat locally, when my land has not been ravaged by famine and warfare
05-29-08

foodies around the world
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: date other peoples * Text: 

it's not you...i just think we need to date other peoples
05-28-08

date other peoples
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rebellious drinking * Text: 

Gettin' drunk in the USA: Not that rebellious


Gettin' drunk in Saudi Arabia: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN


Allahu akbeer! WOOOO
05-27-08

rebellious drinking
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: super high definition * Text: 

SHD superhighdefinitiontv TM


3.8:1 aspect ratio
SHD channels look awesome
The other 95% of channels on cable are stretched beyond recognition
05-26-08

super high definition
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: time for the talk * Text: 

i think it's time i explained something to you, son... when a washer and a dryer love each other, they'll make a little washer or dryer


and sometimes it's an accident... like you were


what?
05-25-08

time for the talk
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cool but dangerous * Text: 

Living in a cool-but-dangerous
05-24-08

cool but dangerous
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ground into flour * Text: 

and then, when i got home, all my wheat had been ground into flour!


we've gotten similar reports all over town... this could be the work of a serial miller
05-23-08

ground into flour
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: regular soda drinkers * Text:
05-22-08

regular soda drinkers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thanks for the advice * Text: 

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!


your cholesterol's a bit high



Fat doctor


Dentist with horrible teeth


the housing market's never been better!



Realtor
05-21-08

thanks for the advice
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: have you tried freelancing * Text: 

i like what i'm doing... but i hate having vacations and health insurance... and getting paid on time sucks


have you tried freelancing?
05-20-08

have you tried freelancing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: indian restaurant complaint * Text: 

Waiter! this naan is inedible... my curry is bland... and my mango lassi tastes like a bad frosty


ah, yes... last week we outsourced all our cooking to americans
05-19-08

indian restaurant complaint
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: vivantoril fixes it * Text: 

VIVANTORIL TM
Ask your doctor about VIVANTORIL TM or VIVANTORIL KIDS TM


Being awake an cause:



- Irritability
- Depression
- Headaches
- Frequent urination
- Holding down a job


A daily VIVANTORIL TM
05-18-08

vivantoril fixes it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: life in nigeria * Text: 

OME TO
LAGOS
MARKET


how much for this yam?


fifty kobo, my friend


will you take a fake five thousand dollar money order instead?
05-17-08

life in nigeria
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: receipt receipt * Text: 

okay... shipping manifest, invoice, payment receipt, merchant carbon... oh! this is your receipt receipt, which proves you received the other receipts
05-16-08

receipt receipt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: departmental collars * Text: 

hey, check this out! i was in seattle this weekend and picked up some cool collars up for our department... here's yours


BOSS


TEMP
05-15-08

departmental collars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pollen count * Text: 

POLLEN COUNT


Today's forecast:


sniff sniff


MOLD
TREES
GRASS
WORK
WEEDS


Low High Severe Heh heh, you allergic to work, buddy?
05-14-08

pollen count
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: irrational complaints * Text: 

H NEWS


IRRATIONAL COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT


PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
05-13-08

irrational complaints
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: getting old fantasy vs reality * Text: 

FANTASY


REALITY


when i get old, man, i'm smokin crack, i'm doin' all the drugs, cause, like, woooo!!


you kids got any blow?


what?!


nothin
05-12-08

getting old fantasy vs reality
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: order tracking * Text: 

Order status: Recent


The following items will arrive broken or damaged:


Picture frames, set of 6
Delivery status: Breakage pending
GIFT OPTIONS: None


Paperback book (ISBN 77164)
Delivery status: Soaked in urine
GIFT OPTIONS: Crappy boss urine collector
05-11-08

order tracking
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: arent you gonna shower * Text: 

hey, aren't you gonna shower before that interview?


nah... nobody wants to hire a sell-out, dumbass
05-10-08

arent you gonna shower
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: carbon credits * Text: 

happy birthday! me 'n the kids all chipped in and bought you some carbon credits
05-09-08

carbon credits
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: private moments * Text: 

George W. Bush: Private Moments


help!! my pen exploded!


were you chewing on it?


.....no
05-08-08

private moments
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chili cookoff * Text: 

hey, this chili's great... real spicy, nice kick


thanks... i use a mixture of habaneros, scotch bonnets, and trifluoromethanesulfonic acid
05-07-08

chili cookoff
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wine type taste * Text: 

i'm getting a good wine-type taste out of this one


yes, very winey... with just a touch of fermented grapes
05-06-08

wine type taste
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: monogamist cult * Text: 

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Authorities discovered an extensive network of monogamist cultists, who set up compounds around the city and continue to deny any wrongdoing


is it true that you believe this lifestyle is healthy for your children?!
05-05-08

monogamist cult
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: large hadron collider debat * Text: 

by my calculations, it could destroy the universe if we turn on the large hadron collider!


why do you think we're doing it? it's finally time for smart people to ruin the earth
05-04-08

large hadron collider debat
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: homeopathic oil change * Text: 

finally... an oil change for people like me!


change your oil... WITHOUT LIFTING THE HOOD!


10x HOMEOPATHIC OIL CHANGE SOLUTION


10X
05-03-08

homeopathic oil change
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont forget pop tarts * Text: 

ugh, my dad is such a sell-out...he works five days a week...how lame is that?


hold on...dad! DAD! DON'T FORGET POP TARTS!
05-02-08

dont forget pop tarts
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thanks for keeping us poor * Text: 

PUSH


THANKS


for keeping us poor
05-01-08

thanks for keeping us poor
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec