Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: didnt forget sound effects * Text: 

POWERPOINT SLIDE SHOW


- Default background


- Just going to read what slides say


- Don't worry, didn't forget sound effects
03-31-08

didnt forget sound effects
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: credflix * Text: 

CREDFLIX


NO LATE FEES


BRING IT BACK WHENEVER, MAN


DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN ERASERHEAD


WE GOT IT


With over 3900 movies that cool people talk about, CREDFLIX is your one-stop unwatchable movie shop!


here's your movie back...it was a little self-indulgent, don't you think?


don't thank me...thank CREDFLIX!
03-30-08

credflix
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: inorganic watermelon has no carbon * Text: 

ORGANIC WATERMELON


$4.99/lb


INORGANIC WATERMELON


COMING SOON!
03-29-08

inorganic watermelon has no carbon
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to repair nafta * Text: 

HOW TO REPAIR NAFTA


1. Free Tijuana Donkey Show to all US and Canadian residents


well, it's a bit like disneyland, but it's free...let's go in


FARMACIA


2. Mexico, Canada forced to use Diebold voting machines


CANADIAN TIMES


Dick Cheney Elected Prime Minister


3. Tim Hortons required to post menus in Spanish, Taco Bell required to post menus in French, U.S. fast food workers required to speak English
03-28-08

how to repair nafta
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: trees that kill * Text: 

TREES...THAT KILL


NEW!


Tonight's top story: Could trees kill us all?
03-27-08

trees that kill
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: perpetual motion machine * Text: 

well, son, i think you're finally old enough to see my perpetual motion machine


whoa! how does it work?


it finds the dumbest investors in the world and extracts their money
03-26-08

perpetual motion machine
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: motorcycle chase * Text: 

hey, sargeant...why'd that guy run?


oh, he's in PETA


that doesn't make sense...


well, joining an organization that kills 96% of the animals they take in doesn't really make sense either
03-25-08

motorcycle chase
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how does your toilet paper hang * Text: 

HOW DOES YOUR TOILET PAPER HANG?


Like this?


Or like this?


Put it on the holder yourself if it's such a big deal, jeez
03-24-08

how does your toilet paper hang
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quandaries of affluence * Text: 

QUANDARIES OF AFFLUENCE


The flu's going around, but I heard the vaccine isn't fully organic.


Fedex Two-Day takes forever...Don't they know I gotta wash my hair already?


I can never decide which laptop I want to blog with!
03-23-08

quandaries of affluence
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ballchek * Text: 

In its latest counter-terrorist push, the FBI plans to introduce a testicle-based biometric identification system, tentatively titled
03-22-08

ballchek
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: national organization for men * Text: 

man, those feminists are fulla crap...we should start the National Organization for Men


we already have one of those...it's called the government
03-21-08

national organization for men
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: call 911 your kidneys are gone * Text: 

CALL 911 - YOUR KIDNEYS ARE GONE


MEANWHILE...


that party was killer bro, you like my hat?


fuck yeah bro let's do a shot right now
03-20-08

call 911 your kidneys are gone
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: friends with benefits * Text:
03-19-08

friends with benefits
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: en boca cerrada * Text: 

Comela...en boca cerrada no entra harina de avena
03-18-08

en boca cerrada
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: global network of shutins * Text: 

hey, man, how do you like your computer phone?


it's pretty great...i have 24/7 access to a global network of shut-ins
03-17-08

global network of shutins
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: turnitoff tv device * Text: 

TURNITOFF TM


This handy device allows the user to turn off others' televisions. $49.99


Why be a dick on the internet when you could be a dick in public?
03-16-08

turnitoff tv device
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how are websites made * Text: 

HOW ARE WEBSITES MADE?


1. When enough people are sitting on their asses, a critical mass of fapathy (fattitude + apaty) causes HTML code to generate spontaneously.


140,000 x (ass) = WEBSITE


2. A combination of demands and complaints keeps the servers online; security patches and bug fixes are accomplished by magic and happen instantly.


HELL YEAH THE SITE'S BACK UP
03-15-08

how are websites made
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gentrify that too * Text: 

we're ripping everything out and redoing it...in a few years, this neighborhood is gonna be great


SOLD!


cool...hey, when you're done, maybe you and i can go kick a low-income family out of their car, and gentrify that too
03-14-08

gentrify that too
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: solipsist convention * Text: 

got any plans for the weekend?


yeah, i'm having a solipsist convention


oh, that sounds cool...can i come?


well, if it existed, i wouldn't be having it
03-13-08

solipsist convention
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how many digits of pi do you know * Text: 

HOW MANY DIGITS OF pi DO YOU KNOW?


3.1415926535897932384626


Most people


Enough for most scientists


You're a dick
03-12-08

how many digits of pi do you know
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: on my way to the recycling bin * Text: 

hey, did you get my flyer? i'm collecting money for my vespa club


haven't seen it...but i'm on the way to the recycling bin, so you can just set it on top of this stuff here and i'll drop it off for you
03-11-08

on my way to the recycling bin
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: indie work scene * Text: 

As hipsters age, their interests shift to reflect their experience and perspective. The
03-10-08

indie work scene
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: is this a joke mall * Text: 

is this a joke? this is
03-09-08

is this a joke mall
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: targeted advertising sucks * Text: 

MOVIE


SINGLE? TRY A BATH


MIRRORS starting at $1.99


COOL CUTS


NEED A HAIRCUT?


GROOMING


it's not just for dogs!


5.95
03-08-08

targeted advertising sucks
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: actuary time * Text: 

$99.99


ACTUARY TIME


comes with CALCULATOR CONTROLLER


this
03-07-08

actuary time
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: black ice in the copy room * Text: 

hey, if you need to use the fax machine today, be careful...i hit some black ice in the copy room this morning
03-06-08

black ice in the copy room
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beer before chess * Text: 

well, you know what they say...beer before chess leads to success


chess before beer, shoulda had a beer
03-05-08

beer before chess
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: american political process * Text: 

THE AMERICAN POLITICAL PROCESS


1. Eligible candidates announce their desire to run for president.


2. Democratic/Republican parties hold lengthy, detailed meetings and voting sessions.


3. The two top nominees are entered in the general election in November.


4. The American public elects the cuter one.


TOUCH HERE TO VOTE
03-04-08

american political process
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mediocrity never sounded so good * Text: 

You'll never play guitar as well as the ten-year-old who hangs out at the guitar store...


You need a guitar pedal to fit YOUR playing style, not his!


STOP


TRYING


WHY BOTHER


IN


STOP TRYING by WHY BOTHER TM


$99.99
03-03-08

mediocrity never sounded so good
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: paranoid survivalist bar * Text: 

we don't take that government money here, partner...come back when you get some liberty dollars
03-02-08

paranoid survivalist bar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont think about smoking * Text: 

my fellow Americans, with tobacco causing rising health care costs and damaging the well-being of millions, I have signed into law a bill making it illegal to talk about or think about cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.
03-01-08

dont think about smoking
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec