Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the teenager of prague * Text: 

COME TO SEE...THE TEENAGER OF PRAGUE


i'm not puttin that stupid dress on! GOD! stop frickin petitioning me, you dorks


NIN
06-30-08

the teenager of prague
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: secret mpaa meeting * Text: 

i have some bad news, gentlemen... looks like the only way we can bring profits up is to legalize movie-theater beat-offs


Pee-Wee Herman arrest


1980 1990 2000 2010
06-29-08

secret mpaa meeting
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your personality type * Text: 

Your personality type: INTROVERT




Also known as:
Working while everyone else runs their dumb mouth just to feel it flappin'
Thinking for one goddamn second before acting on impulse
Sittin' on the computer readin' an internet comic
06-28-08

your personality type
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: philip m parker bestseller * Text: 

8,031, 810, 176 BABY NAMES
by Philip M. Parker
8031810176


The NEW Best Seller!


CHAPTER 1
BOY'S NAMES


AAAAAAA
AAAAAAB
AAAAAAC
AAAAAAD
AAAAAAE
AAAAAAF
AAAAAAG
AAAAAAH
AAAAAAI
AAAAAAJ
AAAAAAK
AAAAAAL
AAAAAAM
AAAAAAN
AAAAAAO
AAAAAAP
AAAAAAQ
AAAAAAR
AAAAAAS
AAAAAAT
1
06-27-08

philip m parker bestseller
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the dogosphere * Text: 

Chester


When's breakfast
4 minutes ago
when's breakfast
about 6 minutes ago
what's that smell 
about 7 minutes
when's breakfast
about 9
06-26-08

the dogosphere
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the outside is dumb * Text: 

New Group




Congratulations! You have created the new group
06-25-08

the outside is dumb
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the philosophers paradox * Text: 

the PHILOSOPHER'S PARADOX




what am i gonna do now?
06-24-08

the philosophers paradox
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: street sommelier * Text: 

STREET SOMMELIER: Wine pairing for the economically disadvantaged


hmmmm, yes, the blue-raspberry MD, not a bad choice per se.. but next time you're having part of a sub out of the trash, try a glass of Chateau Latour Pauillac '96
06-23-08

street sommelier
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ultrasharp cheddar * Text: 

ULTRASHARP TM CHEDDER
06-22-08

ultrasharp cheddar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sat scores * Text: 

well, well... look who got a 770 on their SAT math section


not only that, but you got an 800 on the being a dick to your friends section
06-21-08

sat scores
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oblique strategies version six * Text: 

BRIAN ENO
DICK CHENEY


ENO/CHENEY 
OBLIQUE STRATEGIES


Torture


Yell AAAAAAAAA
Invade the Impossible
100 CREATIVE INSPIRATIONS
OBLIQUE STRATEGIES
06-20-08

oblique strategies version six
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mail order alternative medicine * Text: 

MAIL-ORDER ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE


Skip the herbs...
skip the needles...
simply write us a check and pretend it worked!
06-19-08

mail order alternative medicine
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: legalize books * Text: 

ALEXANDRIA Va. DEA officials held a press conference to alert law enforcement officials of a dangerous new hallucinogen,
06-18-08

legalize books
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gold farming subsidies * Text: 

in order to compete with the chinese, next week the united states department of agriculture will begin paying gold farming subsidies to american gamers
06-17-08

gold farming subsidies
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: disgruntled political parties * Text: 

Recently, some disgruntled Republicans have taken to pooping in RNP donation envelopes and returning those in lieu of a donation. What are other parties' members sending?


LIBERTARIANS
Food stamps, welfare checks


GREENS
Incandescent light bulbs, plastic grocery bags


DEMOCRATS
Ralph Nader
06-16-08

disgruntled political parties
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fathers day * Text: 

MOTHER'S DAY
we made you breakfast!


FATHER'S DAY
06-15-08

fathers day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: elder safe car seat * Text: 

ElderSafeTM The first car seat for ages 75+!


Comfortable
Can holder specially designed to hold Ensure
Heated, so you don't have to keep the car hot!
Reduces back-seat driving by 50%


American flag
Bill O'Reilly


Five-minute video loop of Bill O'Reilly keeps Grandpa happy on even the longest trips!
06-14-08

elder safe car seat
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: economic stimulus * Text: 

STATE LIQUOR


CASH YOUR ECONOMIC STIMULUS CHECK HERE!


MONEY ORDERS
CASH ONLY
06-13-08

economic stimulus
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: icebergphilia * Text: 

ICEBERGPHILIA. n. A fetish involving an unusual attraction to large, floating chunks of ice.


key, what's takin' you so long?


nothin'
06-12-08

icebergphilia
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: guest vocals * Text: 

GUEST VOCALS
make it a hit!


LIL WAYNE
T PAIN
YOUNG JEEZY
NE YO
06-11-08

guest vocals
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: steampunk definition * Text:
06-10-08

steampunk definition
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: anarchists in america * Text: 

ANARCHISTS in AMERICA


How do they fight
06-09-08

anarchists in america
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one hundred percent recycle * Text: 

100% RECYCLED CONDOMS
06-08-08

one hundred percent recycle
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coinmaster * Text: 

COINMASTER
IT'S MAGIC!
WATCH AS HE TRANSMUTES COINS TO PAPER MONEY!
(21% conversion fee)
06-07-08

coinmaster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cia weekend ops * Text: 

CIA: WEEKEND OPS


okay, agent williams... truth serum or dare?


he's not answering! wa-ter-board! WA-TER-BOARD!!
06-06-08

cia weekend ops
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: actors in politics * Text: 

hey, dad... why is it so many actors go into politics?


it's basically the same job, but they don't have to wait six months for their royalties
06-05-08

actors in politics
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a computer for every child * Text: 

Attention all workers!
NO LUNCH TODAY!!
EVERY AFRICAN CHILD NEEDS A COMPUTER!!
06-04-08

a computer for every child
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: kfc tortures chickens * Text: 

KFC TORTURES CHICKENS
VEGANS TORTURE RICE
06-03-08

kfc tortures chickens
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cup or bowl * Text: 

CARS
MEMBER WHEN?
SPORTS
5c


welcome to midwest fixins, the midwest's finest
06-02-08

cup or bowl
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the game that never ends * Text: 

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Ages 7+
06-01-08

the game that never ends
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec