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COME TO SEE...THE TEENAGER OF PRAGUE i'm not puttin that stupid dress on! GOD! stop frickin petitioning me, you dorks NIN
i have some bad news, gentlemen... looks like the only way we can bring profits up is to legalize movie-theater beat-offs Pee-Wee Herman arrest 1980 1990 2000 2010
Your personality type: INTROVERT Also known as: Working while everyone else runs their dumb mouth just to feel it flappin' Thinking for one goddamn second before acting on impulse Sittin' on the computer readin' an internet comic
8,031, 810, 176 BABY NAMES by Philip M. Parker 8031810176 The NEW Best Seller! CHAPTER 1 BOY'S NAMES AAAAAAA AAAAAAB AAAAAAC AAAAAAD AAAAAAE AAAAAAF AAAAAAG AAAAAAH AAAAAAI AAAAAAJ AAAAAAK AAAAAAL AAAAAAM AAAAAAN AAAAAAO AAAAAAP AAAAAAQ AAAAAAR AAAAAAS AAAAAAT 1
Chester When's breakfast 4 minutes ago when's breakfast about 6 minutes ago what's that smell about 7 minutes when's breakfast about 9
New Group Congratulations! You have created the new group "The Outside Is Totally Dumb"
the PHILOSOPHER'S PARADOX what am i gonna do now?
STREET SOMMELIER: Wine pairing for the economically disadvantaged hmmmm, yes, the blue-raspberry MD, not a bad choice per se.. but next time you're having part of a sub out of the trash, try a glass of Chateau Latour Pauillac '96
ULTRASHARP TM CHEDDER "It's Got the Tang that's Transmittable" Made with MRSA!
well, well... look who got a 770 on their SAT math section not only that, but you got an 800 on the being a dick to your friends section
BRIAN ENO DICK CHENEY ENO/CHENEY OBLIQUE STRATEGIES Torture Yell AAAAAAAAA Invade the Impossible 100 CREATIVE INSPIRATIONS OBLIQUE STRATEGIES
MAIL-ORDER ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE Skip the herbs... skip the needles... simply write us a check and pretend it worked!
ALEXANDRIA Va. DEA officials held a press conference to alert law enforcement officials of a dangerous new hallucinogen, "books", which can cause users (slang term "readers") to visualize people and places that do not exist. DON'T TAKE OUR BOOKS AWAY JESUS READ BOOKS LEGALIZE IT LIBRARY Protesters assemble outside drug den ("library") A student holds his "library card", which he claims grants him access to books legally
in order to compete with the chinese, next week the united states department of agriculture will begin paying gold farming subsidies to american gamers
Recently, some disgruntled Republicans have taken to pooping in RNP donation envelopes and returning those in lieu of a donation. What are other parties' members sending? LIBERTARIANS Food stamps, welfare checks GREENS Incandescent light bulbs, plastic grocery bags DEMOCRATS Ralph Nader
MOTHER'S DAY we made you breakfast! FATHER'S DAY
ElderSafeTM The first car seat for ages 75+! Comfortable Can holder specially designed to hold Ensure Heated, so you don't have to keep the car hot! Reduces back-seat driving by 50% American flag Bill O'Reilly Five-minute video loop of Bill O'Reilly keeps Grandpa happy on even the longest trips!
STATE LIQUOR CASH YOUR ECONOMIC STIMULUS CHECK HERE! MONEY ORDERS CASH ONLY
ICEBERGPHILIA. n. A fetish involving an unusual attraction to large, floating chunks of ice. key, what's takin' you so long? nothin'
GUEST VOCALS make it a hit! LIL WAYNE T PAIN YOUNG JEEZY NE YO
"STEAMPUNK": Related neither to steam power now punk music/culture/fashion, this latent trend can be best described as "Douchebags who liked the movie Wild Wild West."
ANARCHISTS in AMERICA How do they fight "the man"? Attend public elementary, middle, high school Use public water, sewer, gas, electricity, trash services Take public transportation on public roads Accept housing/heating/food subsidies intended for actual poor people Frown, complain
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COINMASTER IT'S MAGIC! WATCH AS HE TRANSMUTES COINS TO PAPER MONEY! (21% conversion fee)
CIA: WEEKEND OPS okay, agent williams... truth serum or dare? he's not answering! wa-ter-board! WA-TER-BOARD!!
hey, dad... why is it so many actors go into politics? it's basically the same job, but they don't have to wait six months for their royalties
Attention all workers! NO LUNCH TODAY!! EVERY AFRICAN CHILD NEEDS A COMPUTER!!
KFC TORTURES CHICKENS VEGANS TORTURE RICE
CARS MEMBER WHEN? SPORTS 5c welcome to midwest fixins, the midwest's finest "rest-o-rawnt"... can i get you started with a cup or bowl of ranch?
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Ages 7+ "The Game That Never Ends!" i don't like this game, mom well, tough luck... rules say we don't stop till we all die alone ?
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