Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mass extinction of 2200 * Text: 

Recent studies of the fossil record show that the mass extinction of ca. 2200 AD was caused largely by asphyxiation, due to something known only as
01-31-08

mass extinction of 2200
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fine tuning the turtle costume * Text: 

no, it still doesn't look right...is there any way you could give me salmonella?
01-30-08

fine tuning the turtle costume
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: symbol font * Text: 

i just read your paper...it's good, but i think you might not want to use the
01-29-08

symbol font
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: at least a half hour * Text: 

fifteen minutes for an oil change?! that's ridiculous...you had better spend at least a half-hour on my car
01-28-08

at least a half hour
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: allergic to peanuts * Text: 

are you allergic to peanuts too?


i don't know...but the next time i see my dad i'll give him a peanut and see what happens


i don't think it's genetic


well, maybe my dad is still allergic to peanuts
01-27-08

allergic to peanuts
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: corporate problem solving * Text: 

PROFITS


oh no, profits are down! what ill-conceived, short term solution should i employ?
01-26-08

corporate problem solving
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worst day of elementary school * Text: 

hey kiddo! how was school today?


it sucked. they did colon cancer testing


SCHOOL
01-25-08

worst day of elementary school
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: circular reasoning * Text: 

i gotta go...my circular reasoning class starts in a couple minutes


just skip it and tell your professor you couldn't attend lecture today because you had to go to class
01-24-08

circular reasoning
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: four types of rock * Text: 

FOUR TYPES OF ROCKS FOUND ON EARTH


1. Igneous


2. Sedimentary


3. Metamorphic


4. Landlord


THESE CARPETS WAS PERFECT WHEN YOUS MOVED IN
01-23-08

four types of rock
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: knock knock pathogen delivery * Text: 

hey, there's a cat on the doostep...he says one of you ordered some toxoplasmosis
01-22-08

knock knock pathogen delivery
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dads tshirt * Text: 

well, i'm not taking it off, so you can either get in the car, or walk to school


MY CHILD'S HEROIN IS PURER THAN YOUR CHILD'S
01-21-08

dads tshirt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: negative self image * Text: 

NEGATIVE SELF-IMAGE?


Well, you can just stay in your room until your self-esteem improves, young man.
01-20-08

negative self image
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: waste money on rent * Text: 

Why waste money on rent? INVEST IN THE HOUSING MARKET


PLEASE
01-19-08

waste money on rent
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: speak to your manager * Text: 

excuse me...i need to speak with your manager


what? oh, sorry...i don't work here


then go to work and bring him back here
01-18-08

speak to your manager
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: odyssey of the mind * Text: 

ODYSSEY OF THE MIND


oh, man...lookit all these frickin nerds. we shoulda joined odyssey of the boobs
01-17-08

odyssey of the mind
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to kill an expensive little box * Text: 

Tired of the constant din of music from your expensive little box? Here are some tips you might appreciate.


1. Send it through the wash!


2. Leave it in your car!


3. Disconnect it at the wrong time!


TRY LISTENING TO YOUR RAP NOW, SMART GUY
01-16-08

how to kill an expensive little box
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: apostrophes for sale * Text: 

APOSTROPHE'S FOR SALE ' MANY STYLE'S TO CHOOSE FROM
01-15-08

apostrophes for sale
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: just busywork * Text: 

oh, no, i don't need to read your report...i told you it was just busywork, right?
01-14-08

just busywork
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lint rolling the dog * Text: 

Lint-rolling the dog: You'd think it would at least work a little.
01-13-08

lint rolling the dog
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how the i t dept works * Text: 

WARNING: You are about to ruin the company's email system!


OK


Cancel
01-12-08

how the i t dept works
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you finally finished your paper * Text: 

YES!! You finished your paper!


Only 1,487 more to go till graduation!
01-11-08

you finally finished your paper
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: smiles only workplace * Text: 

didn't you get the memo? this is a smiles-only workplace...save your frowning for your family
01-10-08

smiles only workplace
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: climate change a libertarian view * Text: 

CLIMATE CHANGE: A LIBERTARIAN VIEW


well, the way i look at it is this...why don't we just find a planet that wants to BUY seven billion metric tons of CO2 a year...no! wait! we'll trade it to them for GUNS! YEAH! DON'T TAKE MY GUNS!
01-09-08

climate change a libertarian view
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your genome * Text: 

YOUR GENOME


Myopia


Ingrown toenail


Hoarding


Moderate paranoia


Absent-mindedness


Will live vicariously through own children


You are no longer eligible for health insurance.
01-08-08

your genome
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gross and i almost ate it * Text: 

mommmmm! there's a piece of paper in my brownie! it's gross and i almost ate it!


that's one of my fortune brownies, read the paper


it says
01-07-08

gross and i almost ate it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: second hand smoke * Text: 

SECOND-HAND SMOKE: HARMFUL, OR AWESOME!!


by P. Morris
01-06-08

second hand smoke
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clocks with no hands * Text: 

it's funny you should ask...we pulled the hands off all the clocks last year. but don't worry...we'll send you an email every day to let you know when to leave
01-05-08

clocks with no hands
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new ringtones for 2016 * Text: 

NEW RINGTONES FOR 2016


Dial (3514) 770-77-75213 and press...


1 for
01-04-08

new ringtones for 2016
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scared of government * Text: 

whoa


and if you think that's weird...did you know we used to be scared of other countries' leaders more than our own?
01-03-08

scared of government
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: happy new year 2008 * Text: 

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON EARTH!!


Even if your numbering system leads to crappy sunglasses.


2008


5768


1428
01-02-08

happy new year 2008
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: made of zip disks * Text: 

hey, is the laser printer working for you?


no...and when i asked the IT guy about it, he looked at me like i was made of zip disks and went back to playing warcraft
01-01-08

made of zip disks
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec