Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
ugh im feeling kinda weird im gonna go upstairs turn off the lights and put on some bauhaus did you check the gothostat maybe you bumped it or something
2011 an environmental outreach program brings compact fluorescent lightbulbs to appalachia in an attempt to reduce the areas electrical consumption by 20% results are mixed this aint a lightbulb it looks different those moslems're tryin'a convert us agin
its 11:30 i thought the show was going to start at nine dont be lame man if you wanna see a band that starts on time why dontcha go to chuck e cheese
world of warcraft mini games pee saver how many 2 liters can you fill analogizer convince yourself and others that it is okay to play so much what if we were in the forest and i had to kill rats unemployer fuck it man best buy can get someone else to do their work man being in a guild is so like a job man
whites no longer the biggest us population as soon as 2042 what will happen to our mixture of english irish german french swedish dutch norwegian austrian danish swiss italian finnish greek czech slovak romanian and native american people
its still way cold in here we need the sun now thats a space heater jeez dude could you be any less funny sigh-ence the scientific webcomic the sun now thats what i call a real space heater
heres your paper back remember an adjective describes a noun, not a verb unless you have fifty dollars
ill take these samples home to see which color would look best with the cabinets is there any way i can bring my dog in to see which one he prefers to crap on
liveblogging fireworks 9:04 pm whoa did you see that one 9:03 pm that one was green with sparkles 9:02 pm red ones blue ones
tired of dumpster diving try garage diving i found this perfectly good bike just sitting there may not be legal
notice dentists if you molest a patient clean up afterward
heres something i want you to work on over the weekend its a nintendo game that trains your brain to come in on time
dog eat all your paper towels try dogsafe paper towels tastes like dog food dogs hate it available now
yeah nothing unusual but she never responds when i tell her i did her mom thats perfectly normal babies dont respond to trolling until theyre 3 to 4 months old
hey hey no micro-blogging in here the tweethouse in out back
looks like your shoulder is dislocated ill call around and see if there are any refugee camps in town
existential makeover home edition once the family is inside well seal the house in this concrete sarcophagus
tip use a potato to unscrew a broken lightbulb
math homework thats not epic very failure well tumblr at you later ugh dad were you on the internet again
what are you so mad about i thought you loved melamine
steampunks never die they just get stuffed and turned into ipod stands
wow someones already responded to our job posting this guymust be a real go-getter FIRST
if i steal enough copper tubing this crack will be practically free
state of california election ballot 11/6/2012 proposition 4 dogs suck yes no proposition 7 no longer recognize the right of homosexuals to eat/sleep proposition 9 outlaw pencils proposition 13 outlaw babies well im still undecided
want to be more confident its called booze man why you think they sell it may cause loss of bladder control job family
sweet my custom letterhead is here 124 regular street columbus ohio by reading this letter you hearby grant to the sender the irrevocable right to borrow your car
describe in your own words the fundamental theorem of calculus firstly suppose i gotta get a college degree then suppose that i gotta take three calculus classes to get it here i am Q.E.D.
heh well i wouldnt know i dont have a tv really thats weird how do you watch your programs
subculture 2020 hey man love the ironic dot-com look hey thanks I'm digging your ironic rave style too dude i get some killer fractals yesterday want me to put em on a cd-rom for you
hey dude how was school today it was fantastic after eight years of boring drudgery and alienation everyone suddenly decided to be my friend and my education is now relevant
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec