Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: contemporary cargo cults * Text: 

CONTEMPORARY CARGO CULTS


i got my first blowjob while Nixon was president...if i elect Republicans, maybe i'll get some more


transformers made me happy as a child...i'm gonna be super happy now that i can afford more of em


all the great artists died penniless...i'm not rich, so i must be a great artist
04-30-08

contemporary cargo cults
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you just got pawned * Text: 

heh, you just got pawned
04-29-08

you just got pawned
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: porta podium * Text: 

PORTA-PODIUM


Nothing hides a boner better. TM


boner? what are you talking about? i'm giving an important speech
04-28-08

porta podium
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: apology accepted meatspacer * Text: 

hey...when you get a chance, can you fix--


whoa, whoa! too much information!


uh...okay...sorry for pulling you away from your
04-27-08

apology accepted meatspacer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: impregnated * Text: 

HELP


HOW DO U TELL SOMEONE U IMPREGNATED THEM
04-26-08

impregnated
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap office * Text: 

my new style is gonna be
04-25-08

rap office
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cactus flowering * Text: 

hey, look! that cactus is flowering! cacti only bloom on rare occasions


amazing! does this mean you'll do the dishes today?
04-24-08

cactus flowering
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: masters degree in driving * Text: 

that's cool, i didn't know you could even get a master's degree in driving


well, not everything is about money, capitalist
04-23-08

masters degree in driving
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: writing out my life plan * Text: 

LIFE PLAN


Cure cancer


TOO HARD


Become cartoonist, mock cancer until it goes into remission


MAYBE
04-22-08

writing out my life plan
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new art gallery * Text: 

NEW ART GALLERY


same old crap inside
04-21-08

new art gallery
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thanks for thinking of me * Text: 

well, it turns out we were one short, so you're the only one here to go home without a nintendo...but check this thing out, it's got all the old atari games...you'll love it
04-20-08

thanks for thinking of me
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: job seeking teenagers * Text: 

The number of job-seeking teenagers has declined rapidly over the past twenty years. Here's why.


Bored in school


Bad grades


Adderall prescription


Pills sold to other kids at a premium


Perception that hard work is for suckers
04-19-08

job seeking teenagers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oregon trail 2008 feat odb * Text: 

what up hiram, can i get six cocaine tooth drops
04-18-08

oregon trail 2008 feat odb
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cant take my dog inside * Text: 

i can't take my dog inside?! where's he gonna take a dump?
04-17-08

cant take my dog inside
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yard mushrooms * Text: 

you gotta lotta mushrooms in your yard...when's the last time you mowed it?


is that the thing you push?
04-16-08

yard mushrooms
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dvd ripper * Text: 

DVD RIPPER


$1.00/ea
04-15-08

dvd ripper
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: home defense enthusiast * Text: 

and then, if the bad guys get past the moat and CCTV cams...blam!


what do you have that people wanna steal?


well, mostly my gun collection
04-14-08

home defense enthusiast
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: technical support line * Text: 

okay, sir, i'm showing that the problem is on your end
04-13-08

technical support line
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: making a ruckus * Text: 

HELP! My neighbor's making a ruckus! What should I do?!


1. Stew about it for years


STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP


2. Or you could...I don't know...move?


god, are you stupid?! what am i gonna complain about?
04-12-08

making a ruckus
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: virginia confronts her ex * Text: 

heeeeey, babyyy...we had such a good thing going...you wanna get back with me?


how many times have we talked about this, west? it's not happening until you learn to read
04-11-08

virginia confronts her ex
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: passive aggressive chester * Text: 

TO ALL RESIDENT'S:


ANY FOOD U DROP ON FLOR IS MINE. DO NOT EAT MY FOOD!!


CHESTER
04-10-08

passive aggressive chester
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the eating spectrum * Text: 

THE EATING SPECTRUM


Babivores: diet consists of human babies


Meanivores: prefer veal, foie gras


Omnivores: food chosen for taste


Vegetarians, vegans: avoid meat and/or animal products


Freegans: only eat food obtained for free


Cashivores: only eat food if someone pays them


WILL EAT FOR $
04-09-08

the eating spectrum
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: making real money * Text: 

you should get into that halliburton...they're making some real money, and they don't hardly rape no one no more


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04-08-08

making real money
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shoulda used that space money * Text: 

here, you can watch if you want...i still think we shoulda used all that space money on the iraq war
04-07-08

shoulda used that space money
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: doctor dad has the prescription * Text: 

hey, dude...how was your day


it was okay...got a B on my math test


a B? sounds like you need a zoloft


what?!


how about effexor?
04-06-08

doctor dad has the prescription
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shoe trends 1840 2010 * Text: 

SHOE TRENDS: 1840-2010


1847


1891


1955


2009 (projected)
04-05-08

shoe trends 1840 2010
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fat and squinty * Text: 

i want to go out of this world the way i came in, fat and squinty
04-04-08

fat and squinty
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: millions of decrepit crustpunks * Text: 

REAL PUNK ROCKERS NEVER QUIT!!


M.D.C.


Even if the chain wallet keeps bangin' up against their hip replacement
04-03-08

millions of decrepit crustpunks
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: always helpful always friendly * Text: 

next in line...can i help you


i'd like to renew my passport


oh yeah?! you wanna mail a bunch of crap while you're at it, dick?
04-02-08

always helpful always friendly
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no one rides for free * Text: 

FLAGELLA RUBELLA -OR- SALMONELLA


NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE!
04-01-08

no one rides for free
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec