Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stoplight changer changes everything * Text: 

on monday i'll get that stoplight changer to put in my car...THEN we'll see who tells who to shower before coming to work
09-30-07

stoplight changer changes everything
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: room temperature half * Text: 

i'm full of half-n-half!


i'm full of room temperature half-n-half!
09-29-07

room temperature half
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: family pictures * Text: 

pictures of your family can distract you from your tasks at hand. i've taken yours, and you can pick them up in my office after five today
09-28-07

family pictures
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: five minute homework club * Text: 

OFFICIAL MEMBER


Do Your Homework In The Five Minutes Before The Class It's Due In Begins


2007
09-27-07

five minute homework club
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: atheists at work * Text: 

so, what's it like being an atheist


well, it makes work a lot more fun


really?


no
09-26-07

atheists at work
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: adult political ideology * Text: 

when i grow up i want to base my political ideology on a knee-jerk reaction to a single issue!
09-25-07

adult political ideology
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: minivan stickers are spread * Text: 

DENTIST OFFICE


DENTIST


NURSE


RECEPTIONIST
09-24-07

minivan stickers are spread
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: juggalemo * Text: 

i'm a juggalemo, man...i carry the hatchet so i can cut myself
09-23-07

juggalemo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cylinder costume * Text: 

CYLINDER COSTUME


Now with t-rex arms.


$6.99 + tax
09-22-07

cylinder costume
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: optical pipe illusion * Text: 

OPTICAL ILLUSION


Which of these pipes is longer?
09-21-07

optical pipe illusion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: recycling catch phrases * Text: 

FUN FACT: Recycling catch phrases does not help the environment
09-20-07

recycling catch phrases
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: give you a lens flare * Text: 

don't make me give you a lens flare


what's a lens fla-AAAAAAAAAAAH
09-19-07

give you a lens flare
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fireman pole ready * Text: 

RENOVATED!


- 3 BR/1.5 BA


- Good schools


- Two story


- Fireman-pole ready


- New A/C
09-18-07

fireman pole ready
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nobody wants to hear it * Text: 

FUN FACT: Even if someone agrees to listen to you play the guitar, they don't like it
09-17-07

nobody wants to hear it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: every time you lol * Text: 

just remember: every time you
09-16-07

every time you lol
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stand on my beer * Text: 

i cain't hear ya all the way down there...come stand on my beer and talk to me
09-15-07

stand on my beer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rondo like your sister * Text: 

i know you probably don't want to do my taxes, but you should at least be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister
09-14-07

rondo like your sister
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pharmaceutical commercials * Text: 

yeah, man, your plasma screen is sweet...i've always wanted to see pharmaceutical commercials in high resolution
09-13-07

pharmaceutical commercials
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: close down sweatshops * Text: 

you want to close down sweatshops? that's pretty admirable


so, where were your pants, shoes, socks, underwear, shirt, and watch made?
09-12-07

close down sweatshops
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why does a walrus want the job anyway * Text: 

i'm glad you took the time to come all the way out here...but
09-11-07

why does a walrus want the job anyway
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: volvo goatee * Text: 

VOLVO GOATEE.


Mounts quickly, no tools required.


$5.99 + tax
09-10-07

volvo goatee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talking to yourself * Text: 

wah hm a mumble fuh come on wuh ha ha ha


FUN FACT: Either talking to others, or keeping quiet, will make you more friends than talking to yourself
09-09-07

talking to yourself
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: step in a puddle * Text: 

THANKS!


i've been wantin-a step in a puddle!
09-08-07

step in a puddle
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pant shitting hell drop * Text: 

I RODE THE PANT-SHITTING HELL DROP AND ALL I GOT WAS THE CHANCE TO BUY THIS SHIRT
09-07-07

pant shitting hell drop
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: usps fan fiction * Text: 

when i'm not at work, i maintain the world's largest USPS fan fiction archive website
09-06-07

usps fan fiction
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wrashnomo * Text: 

SEPTEMBER is Write A Shitty Novel Month


and...done! now to post on my blog that i'm a novelist...blogger slash novelist
09-05-07

wrashnomo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cincinnati snow day * Text: 

you want a cincinnati snow day?


no...is that the thing where if i say yes, you pee on me?


no, that's a cincinnati raincoat
09-04-07

cincinnati snow day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: record store employee at the temporary halloween store * Text: 

well, to be honest, that's more of an entry-level novelty hat...i've got some more serious numbers tucked away in the back
09-03-07

record store employee at the temporary halloween store
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stubble beard * Text: 

i'll take you for a walk, but you're going to have to put this stubble beard on first
09-02-07

stubble beard
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: outlaw science fiction * Text: 

Nobody ever says,
09-01-07

outlaw science fiction
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec