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on monday i'll get that stoplight changer to put in my car...THEN we'll see who tells who to shower before coming to work
i'm full of half-n-half! i'm full of room temperature half-n-half!
pictures of your family can distract you from your tasks at hand. i've taken yours, and you can pick them up in my office after five today
OFFICIAL MEMBER Do Your Homework In The Five Minutes Before The Class It's Due In Begins 2007
so, what's it like being an atheist well, it makes work a lot more fun really? no
when i grow up i want to base my political ideology on a knee-jerk reaction to a single issue!
DENTIST OFFICE DENTIST NURSE RECEPTIONIST
i'm a juggalemo, man...i carry the hatchet so i can cut myself
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OPTICAL ILLUSION Which of these pipes is longer?
FUN FACT: Recycling catch phrases does not help the environment
don't make me give you a lens flare what's a lens fla-AAAAAAAAAAAH
RENOVATED! - 3 BR/1.5 BA - Good schools - Two story - Fireman-pole ready - New A/C
FUN FACT: Even if someone agrees to listen to you play the guitar, they don't like it
just remember: every time you "lol", a six year old drops his ice cream cone on the ground, and his parents don't buy him a new one, and he cries for three hours
i cain't hear ya all the way down there...come stand on my beer and talk to me
i know you probably don't want to do my taxes, but you should at least be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister
yeah, man, your plasma screen is sweet...i've always wanted to see pharmaceutical commercials in high resolution
you want to close down sweatshops? that's pretty admirable so, where were your pants, shoes, socks, underwear, shirt, and watch made?
i'm glad you took the time to come all the way out here...but "seal of approval" isn't an actual position
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wah hm a mumble fuh come on wuh ha ha ha FUN FACT: Either talking to others, or keeping quiet, will make you more friends than talking to yourself
THANKS! i've been wantin-a step in a puddle!
I RODE THE PANT-SHITTING HELL DROP AND ALL I GOT WAS THE CHANCE TO BUY THIS SHIRT
when i'm not at work, i maintain the world's largest USPS fan fiction archive website "How badly do you want your package postmarked," the clerk whispered, leaning forward to reveal the postmark stamp lodged firmly betw
SEPTEMBER is Write A Shitty Novel Month and...done! now to post on my blog that i'm a novelist...blogger slash novelist
you want a cincinnati snow day? no...is that the thing where if i say yes, you pee on me? no, that's a cincinnati raincoat
well, to be honest, that's more of an entry-level novelty hat...i've got some more serious numbers tucked away in the back
i'll take you for a walk, but you're going to have to put this stubble beard on first
Nobody ever says, "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up." Keep your kids away from sci-fi before it's too late.
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