Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
HEY GUYS COME ON IN IT SMELLS FINE FUN FACT: twenty-year-old libertarians have been scientifically proven to be unable to detect the odor of their own feces
i'm home, hello...ayone - CHESTER! are you playing warcraft again? that's going to... well... i suppose you're already a fat lump
do you want to play the choking game? sure. you get choked first. are you ready
well, the basic idea of the game is that you get in-game bonuses for every adult DVD you buy
oh, hey...we have a mandatory meeting from eleven to two o'clock today... don't worry about lunch, i got pizza rolls for everyone
no, dude, don't worry about it, nautical imagery is totally in right now. those chicks at school are going to totally love your dinghy
i hate to be like this, but do you think you could change before i take my daughter to work day?
MUSIC-U-HATE 9-DISC SET! - 1990s ska - 1990s pop-punk - 1990s punk finally...my own copy of the songs i hated in high school
GUIDE TO PLACE SETTINGS salad fork dessert fork diner fork pimp fork soup bowl dinner plate pimp chalice water goblet red wine white wine pimp plate (not shown)
SHAKE MACHINE IS BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in hell the only place to eat is hardee's and the shake machine doesn't ever work
chester. look how small my mouth is. chester. my mouth.
price check on lemonade...okay, turns out this is only five cents i'll take the whole pitcher $1
this'll be your office until we can get your cubicle built. it'll only be a couple weeks
STRAIGHT-EDGE VEGAN BREAD - No drugs - No meat - No deodorant
say a cuss about a car shitsaab say a cuss about a presdent eisenhowercrap say a cuss about a plant asscactus
PAY MECHANIC FOR NO REASON
if wasting time at work made you a "journalist" we'd all work at the paper
PRIMATE COMPARISON MONKEYS OLD PEOPLE - Use tools - Cooperate - Throw shit - Can't use tools - Complain - Vote Republican
if the word "orchiectomy" doesn't make you squirm, look it up
meter reader here...i need to open your gate to make sure your dogs can run out in the road
what's that sound oh, that's my drum + bass tie where did you get that? 1996
AMERICANS REMEMBER GERALD FORD: "No we don't," they say
i want to be a conspiracy theorist when i'm old, so i never have to leave the house
CANADIAN DECISION-MAKING FLOWCHART What something from the USA? Yes "Hey, we're right up here!" no Smarter/better than Americans
well, if you really ARE going to shank me, you better wait until after lunch...we're having hot dogs
PUBLIC MAILBOXES: somehow more useful than actual postal clerks
HOW TO MAKE OFFICEFARTS 1. Set a huge bowl of sugar-free candy out in a common area. 2. Coworkers eat it all up when nobody's looking 3. Sugar-free candy makes you fart 4. A lot
the neighborhood watch is doing pretty well, but i was thinking of starting a neighborhood hearing what? i'll just listen for trouble
ding! Sweet, i was hoping my interest rate would go up.
well, personally, i fear everything i don't understand...what do you do for fun?
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec