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You guys wanna take a tour of the power plant? BABY BOOMERS: can't live with em, can't burn em to supply electricity
hey, man...your mom called and she said she wanted her powerpoint slideshow back
if you are so dumb you can't steal music, then i don't want to hear your opinion of DRM and copyrights
TODAY IS THE DAY That you saw a cartoon wenis
What I Li... Info What I Like About Working Here Kind: Folder Contents: 0 Items
what did we do before there were strip malls? i guess everyone waited until payday to cash their paychecks
if i had a dollar for every time i came to work, i'd get paid slightly more
hi there! i'm a transistor! if it weren't for me, you'd have to go outside!
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well, next time you want to be an emo, you will have to bring enough for everyone else in the class
who do i have to outercourse to get some pizza rolls delivered?
You are about to go OUTSIDE Hope you like allergies
YOUR OPINION Tell us how we did! Product: MD 20/20 Opinion: CHEAP Will you return? TOMORROW
HANG UP THE PHONE and undergo a three-year course that will teach you to pilot your minivan in a manner that doesn't force other people off the road
FUN FACT: squirrels don't sneeze. instead, they eat all your bird seed
MY TIME IS VALUABLE BUT I'LL RUIN YOUR PICTURE FOR FREE
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Your spreadsheet has been attacked You lose: 14 rows 3 columns 3 charts chart wizard
I.T. RESCUE SQUAD power's out to the whole office did you try rebooting
remember...you have to scream the whole time we're at the mall or you don't get the five bucks deal
don't be too broken up...nobody likes cole slaw. you don't have to apologize to the waiter.
if you could be any animal, what would you be? the Great North American Don't Go To Work Bird
FROM THE MAKERS OF SHOES TM! CROC PANTS FOR MOMS! FOR BABIES!
PULL DEM PANTS UP DEM FRANCHISE PANTS
i've been working here with you for two years, and every day you eat three bags of cheetos. multiply that times two years and 250 days a year and you coulda bought a lot of cigarettes
A Nerd's Opinion WIKIPEDIA Presented as Truth
of course i want to have another kid. you know what my father told me..."son, you can't have a cage match with an only child"
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Ballsacks "S/T" (Matador) three and a half stars This album sounds like Sebadoh and Alkaline Trio met in a dark alley, and formed a gang, recruiting Kool Keith and M.I.A. to sell mixtapes to record stores where Robert Pollard and Wrekx-n-Effect work. Les Claypool and Devo dropped acid and bought the entire stock, which inspired them to start a band with George Michael playing piano, on mescaline. Bounty Killer hates this record. Two stars.
have you been outside today, it's a scorcher! phew! the indians actually have a word for days like today - "summer"
hey, what time is it it's turtle time, like always
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