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so, what do you...wait, you have a web site, don't you
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gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways an ordinary person can be persuaded to buy actual bags of poop POOP
i talked to the nurse. she said the only cure for my slump is a new transformer, preferably a decepticon
i assume you'll be watching the socially-acceptable seasonal sports tournament this weekend
Bitches Don't Know Bout His Website
KNOW YOUR FOOD-OBSESSIVES feeder feedee this is single-origin broccoli foodie
what's it like being a firework? i don't know...what's it like being a racist?
i believe the term is "soccer impaired" and likewise i'll be glad to refer to you as "science team impaired" from now on, rather than "future assistant manager"
dewwwwd. i totally powned that test.
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well, if you didn't want to be sat on, you shouldn't have gotten drilled out as crude oil and made into polymers and extruded
hey, did you get in a wreck? what's that brace on your neck? well, i figured that yellow wristbands cured cancer, so a yellow neckbrace should take care of AIDS in a couple of weeks
yeah, i got chrome pedals, spinning rims, shiny paint, a custom horn and all that, but, i mean...i'm eight
now that you've eliminated all that horrible, poison meat from your diet, your next project can be to take a shower
right now, i'm trying to choose between a master's degree, or enlarging my earholes
LUNCH BUFFET RAX ARBYS
and in the seventies, man, you would have got shot just for being a damn diary writer. let alone some kind of international blogger.
well, yeah, you're easy to get along with...but this is a call center. you can't pull your head down into your shell whenever the phone rings
Error: you a dick OK
how do you make money, dad well, i wait until something makes me mad, then i draw a picture about it
well, you're what we call a "tetris baby" your mother didn't stop playing tetris while she was pregnant with you, so you were born addicted
URINE can you smelll THE URINE?
it's a simple and relatively safe medical procedure. you cut off my foreskin, so i think it's only natural to have the doctor pull out your toenails
you better put that nipple back in your shirt if you don't want to see it on the news later
NOW YOU KNOW: if the internet was a country, it'd be a pretty rank-smelling country
EMO BEAT ZITS: Proactiv vs. Photoshop
HELP WANTED Do my taxes
a vegan says what what? heh, you're a vegan
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec