Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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BAD or NO CREDIT TOO BAD
WEBCOMICS slightly less boring than work NEW EDITION! Now includes jokes stolen from Toothpaste For Dinner!
you be careful at that party how many times have i explained this. my friends are nerds. we are just going to stay up all night drinking two-liters of mountain dew straight out the bottle
NINNYVAN n. a minivan with one small nine inch nails sticker on the back.
FREE ME wel, you can dress up as mumia abu-jamal, i'm just not sure anyone at school will know who that is
well, i don't think you should be eating fast food...but if you're going to try it anyway, it should be here, in a safe environment
MEN ON BIKES is there anything they can do?
RENAISSANCE FURRIES hey, i like your ears, where'd you get them i was born this way...i'm an animal! you were born with chain-mail bear ears?
you can keep that tail you puled off an iguana, but i think you need the whole lizard for it to be an actual pet
IMPEACH VESTS "think of the children who have to wear them"
hey, kids, do you want pizza? yeah dude YES TOO BAD. I GLUED THE BOX SHUT
you can't call yourself a "polymath" if you only have two talents and one of them is being nervous
OFFICE SAFETY INSPECTION Hallway: safe Door: safe okay, looks like we're done
I'M SO ADJECTIVE, I VERB NOUNS
wow... that is a hard one. uh... well, in general, i'd probably pick dishonor over death
10 THIS WEEK IN SCIENCE: scientists in the Netherlands have crafted the word's smallest bong from a single grain of brown rice
so it's just you and me? the internet said there'd be hundreds here oh, dude, no...you're thinking of a flash mob. this is a crap mob
THANKS! for discontinuing my favorite shampoo
it's just... with the growing cost of business infrastructure, your mother and i can't afford a son. i'm sorry... the security guard will be here in a minute to help you clean out your room and escort you out of the house
THIS JOURNAL IS FRIENDS-ONLY!! WHICH KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF AN ONLINE JOURNAL, BUT WHATEVER
Dear DREW: You have been DECLINED. Congratulations! Additional comments: WEBCOMIC ISN'T A JOB
man, gas prices are so high, i can barely afford to go anywhere why don't you get a crybid vehicle
here's my card FISHSTIXXX Erotic midwestern cuisine/entertainment Pizza rolls Donuts Fishsticks
take a two hour lunch break no way dude just go home
dude... that coffee will crystallize in your spine, and you'll get flashbacks whenever the sharp crystals poke your spinal cord
are you humping a cardinal?! chill out dad, it's the state bird
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City State Zip Columbus OH 43216 Delivery Instructions: Knock on every door of apartment building. Leave package in the woods behind bldg.
do i know how to make a volcano? well, of course i do! to make a volcano you need magma... and to get magma, you have to bring me a beer
well, you seem like an excellent candidate...we just have one more test for you. everyone who works here can spin their pen around on their thumb...can you?
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec