Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clown boss demands answers * Text: 

hey! it's halloween! where's your costume


oh, today i thought i'd come in and pretend i like my job, and have respect for the people i work with
10-31-06

clown boss demands answers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shitty halloween costumes * Text: 

SHITTY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES


i'm usually a goth anyway


THIS IS MY COSTUME


No it's not


Let me guess: usually a goth anyway
10-30-06

shitty halloween costumes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: after midnight * Text: 

WELCOME TO THE SUBURBS


don't feed the soccer moms after midnight
10-29-06

after midnight
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: country or rap * Text: 

yeah...i pretty much like everything, as long as it is country or rap
10-28-06

country or rap
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you dont even work here father * Text: 

hey, father...listen, i don't wanna throw stones or anything, but you can't use the office printers to make flyers saying
10-27-06

you dont even work here father
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sidewalk nails * Text: 

NAILS $14.00


polydactyl +$3


(per finger)
10-26-06

sidewalk nails
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: same hoodie guy * Text: 

hey man
10-25-06

same hoodie guy
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hang up and walk * Text: 

hey. excuse me. excuse me. hey. hey! dude! hello! hang up and walk.
10-24-06

hang up and walk
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ayn rand * Text: 

you're in college now...i'm going to have to keep this ayn rand book. i'm sorry, but you're just too old for me to not be embarrassed that you like
10-23-06

ayn rand
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: temp job callous * Text: 

as a temp, you'll quickly develop a callous on your bottom


from being pushed over?


no..from constantly getting screwed
10-22-06

temp job callous
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chester stats * Text: 

CHESTER


wt: 24.3lb


ht: 11.5
10-21-06

chester stats
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: full of cat crap * Text: 

Bedrooms: 3


Bathrooms: 1.5


Central air


Quiet neighborhood


Completely full of cat crap
10-20-06

full of cat crap
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: art show explanations * Text: 

well, i was trying to explore the theme of old sticks, so i created this installation


its title is old sticks and tissue paper tied up with some old dirty wire
10-19-06

art show explanations
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you should ask him * Text: 

ASK ME ABOUT BEING BITTER OVER HOW I WASTED MY LIFE
10-18-06

you should ask him
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who took my lunch * Text: 

yessss


MEMO


To: Everyone


Subj: Who took my lunch?


Who took my lunch?
10-17-06

who took my lunch
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: legal eagles * Text: 

if you don't clean your room, i'm going to file suit against you at the big table, and since you have to sit at the kids' table, i will collect default judgement
10-16-06

legal eagles
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerd fishing * Text: 

oh sweet, is that the five disc collector's edition


NERD FISHING. n.


a practice in which star wars DVDs are used as bait to capture nerds
10-15-06

nerd fishing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: smoking kills * Text: 

smoking takes years off your life...and it's not the years at the end, either, it's the years at the beginning. if you smoke, you will have never been born
10-14-06

smoking kills
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the joke will be on you * Text: 

well, the joke will be on you in twenty years when i get a temp job and start my web comic


no it won't
10-13-06

the joke will be on you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: didnt even change the font * Text: 

you can't just take my report and put your name on it! you didn't even change the font!


well, they told me i couldn't eat m+ms for breakfast, but here i am with my m+ms
10-12-06

didnt even change the font
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cartoon sample dj * Text: 

hey! HEY! CAN YOU RUIN THAT BEAT WITH SOME CARTOON SAMPLES PLEASE
10-11-06

cartoon sample dj
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: two important things * Text: 

well, son, your turtle went to live with your aunt jane


i don't have an aunt jane


looks like you learned two important things today
10-10-06

two important things
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: earthworm album * Text: 

dad did you hear my new album


no. where is it


i recorded it on this old earthworm i found. here.
10-09-06

earthworm album
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the ohio chef * Text: 

tonight's special guest is frank black. together, we're going to show you how to make trompe le monde...on...THE OHIO CHEF!
10-08-06

the ohio chef
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rave pantz * Text: 

encumbered by the rules of society or not, you can't wear rave pants to an interview
10-07-06

rave pantz
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creators of the inter net * Text: 

we're going to have to make this
10-06-06

creators of the inter net
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your head is tiny * Text: 

no...you might live here, but you can't be my son. your head is tiny.
10-05-06

your head is tiny
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: vegan drama * Text: 

what? you're going around telling people you're vegan?! you couldn't restrict your diet if you were locked in a vegan bakery
10-04-06

vegan drama
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: trials of dave * Text: 

THE TRIALS OF JOB DAVE!


Watch as Dave endures biblical horror...for a chance at FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!


8:30 PM, channel 2718


man, i can't believe my cattle and wife died, and then i got boils all over
10-03-06

trials of dave
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: failed tshirt idea number 6001 * Text: 

ASK ME ABOUT SOCIAL ANXIETY
10-02-06

failed tshirt idea number 6001
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: make money from home * Text: 

MAKE MONEY FROM HOME!


Pyramid scheme


Counterfeiting


TV/VCR theft
10-01-06

make money from home
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec