Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tricked on career day * Text: 

welcome to career day! i'm a teacher, so today i'll be showing you what my job is like
11-30-06

tricked on career day
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quit reading so much * Text: 

dude! quit reading so much...you'll grow up to be one of those guys that writes movie reviews on the internet
11-29-06

quit reading so much
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerd club * Text: 

well, nerd club isn't that bad. the first day you have to either make someone your nerd, though, or someone will make you theirs
11-28-06

nerd club
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: football lacrosse field hockey and more * Text: 

there's nothin' to do in the suburbs!


oh, but you're wrong! look at all you can do!


- football


- lacrosse


- field hockey


- ISOLATION
11-27-06

football lacrosse field hockey and more
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boob fetish * Text: 

man don't tell nobody but i got a secret boob fetish
11-26-06

boob fetish
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: back into an orphan * Text: 

if you bug me about dinner again i'll turn you back into an orphan
11-25-06

back into an orphan
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: woulda gave you a dang haircut * Text: 

watch out dude. police arrested a gang of emos just a block away, last week...they woulda gave you a haircut
11-24-06

woulda gave you a dang haircut
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: some people like em * Text: 

well, you know what...some of us DID want to have a quiz
11-23-06

some people like em
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pigeon processing * Text: 

MICROSOFT WORD for pigeons


VERSION 2.9


Loading Crumbs...


81%


81 percent peck peck. peck peck
11-22-06

pigeon processing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: posture is not a joke * Text: 

okay, dude, time for you to go to school. straighten up and i'll slump with you when you come home today


POSTURE IS NOT A JOKE!


DON'T SLUMP
11-21-06

posture is not a joke
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: he will say it all day if you let him * Text: 

GOOD TIMES MAN. GOOD TIMES MAN. GOOD TIMES GOOD GOOD GOOD TIMES MAN GOOD


YOU ARE INVITED!!!


one-year high school reunion
11-20-06

he will say it all day if you let him
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: microscope bumper sticker * Text: 

1u


IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PUT DOWN THE MICROSCOPE AND DRIVE
11-19-06

microscope bumper sticker
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: teenagers * Text: 

TEENAGERS:


they have no legal rights...let's blame them for society's problems!
11-18-06

teenagers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: looking back on life * Text: 

well...at least there was that time back in 2006 that i beat a cartoonist to a parking spot at the grocery
11-17-06

looking back on life
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ol dirty bob dylan * Text: 

you can't spell bob dylan without O.D.B.
11-16-06

ol dirty bob dylan
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cpa 4 hire * Text: 

FREELANCE CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT


- hide millions


- embezzle millions


- call today
11-15-06

cpa 4 hire
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dorito addict * Text: 

how you been, man?!


i'm halfway in the bag, dude...i just can't resist the cool ranch
11-14-06

dorito addict
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: long face * Text: 

why the long face, dude?


i was born with it
11-13-06

long face
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont let magicians breed * Text: 

where did my homework go? i spent hours on that last night


IT DISAPPEARED!! a magician never reveals his secret, son
11-12-06

dont let magicians breed
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: math is addictive dont try it * Text: 

hey, kid... come here, you ever heard of math


uh... i gotta go, i don't want any math


are you sure? i got a calculator you can use


no thanks man
11-11-06

math is addictive dont try it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hall of mirrors * Text: 

HALL OF MIRRORS*


Look at yourself


Accurate reflections


Fun for all ages


*Only 1 mirror in hall
11-10-06

hall of mirrors
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: help wanted * Text: 

HELP WANTED


Do my homework


please
11-09-06

help wanted
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chosen one * Text: 

you... you were able to pull the toner out of the supply cabinet! YOU... MUST BE THE CHOSEN ONE!
11-08-06

chosen one
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: disenfranchisement * Text: 

I WAS DISENFRANCHISED IN THE 2004 ELECTIONS AND ALL I GOT WAS A CORRUPT FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT
11-07-06

disenfranchisement
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: florida tattoo * Text: 

well, that depends...how big of a tattoo of florida are you going to get?


life-size
11-06-06

florida tattoo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: electrical outlet * Text: 

looks like it's just you and me at this party, electrical outlet
11-05-06

electrical outlet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: liberal drinking game * Text: 

THE LIBERAL DRINKIN' GAME


Take a shot every time you hate Fox News
11-04-06

liberal drinking game
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: work reflects tv and tv reflects work * Text: 

hey. you want to go get some lunch with us?


no, i gotta stay here in the hatch and type numbers into the computer
11-03-06

work reflects tv and tv reflects work
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: artifactz * Text: 

my brand-new system, called TAKE OTHER CULTURES' ARTIFACTS AND SELL THEM TO AMERICANS, teaches you how to take other cultures' artifacts and sell them to americans
11-02-06

artifactz
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: salvadorz cutz * Text: 

hey salvador. you need a haircut?


no! i need no barber! I AM A BARBER!!
11-01-06

salvadorz cutz
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec